OMG how cruel are you guys, I’m just a hard working glamour model, why are you being so hurtful to me and I’m just recovering from bulimia!!
I’ll have you know I was in the Semi-finals of the North Grimsby Demi Moore lookalike competition and my mates cousin said I could easy be in next year’s Pirelli Calendar, I’ve had plenty of glamour work since I was laid off at the slaughter house.
Anyway I remember you lot, not exactly Brad Pitt lookalikes, One of you rubbing a Toyo Tires poster between his legs and another licking a red pair of booties.
I’m sure your all nice boys really so if any of you in the Grimsby area want to hire a glamorous super model for Stag nights, Strip’o’grams or relaying your drive give me a call.
Rates are:
1 KFC Mega Bucket per hour for the first 3 hrs and a Big Mac every ½ hr thereafter.
Love and Kisses Bubbles XXX