A debadged 400hp Ed30 with a towbar and mudguards would be a good stealth wagon 
I can do the tow bar, but only 330Hp ish Stg 2, and Eddy badged

I really must post some photos - It looks feckin awful!
However, I do have another spare bumper to fit as needed. the idea was to take the bar off between long trips, but tbh i can't be @rsed and it stays on all the time nowadays.
The bar really does work as stealth mode, particularly when I am towing my racing dinghy - the whole rig only weighs <200kg, and the towing speed limit is 60.
Plenty of scope for great fun coming off roundabouts on A-road dual carraigeways, with a rolling start. I have wound up quite a few BMW's by out-dragging them while towing.

I did have a TFSi badge that I planned to fit for extra wind-up value!
...but even I, living in cowsh1t central, baulked at Mudflaps!
Don't think VW do mudflaps compatible with the Ed body kit?
I do have the fronts on my other cars, and that seems to make a difference.