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Offline Hurdy

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Re: If your interested in golf.....
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2010, 10:09:51 am »
That was a great little vid Tom :happy2:

I can play Golf.....just not anywhere near as good as Tom :sad1:

MK5golfgti tournament sounds like fun.......but I wouldn't have the ED30 by the time we arraged it, but the clubs would fit in the Lexus :happy2:

I play off 28  :innocent:
Golf R gone.

Offline Greeners

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Re: If your interested in golf.....
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2010, 01:23:02 pm »
Superb!  :happy2:

PS. Hurdy have you got your Partridge string backed driving gloves for the new car yet?  :signLOL:

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Re: If your interested in golf.....
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2010, 03:29:15 pm »
alternative golf shot descriptions..

An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker
An Arthur Scargill - great strike but a poor result
A Rodney King - over-clubbed
An O.J. Simpson- somehow got away with it
A Condom - safe but didn't feel very good
An elephant's arsehole - it's high; and it stinks
A sister-in-law - I'm up there, but I know I shouldn't be
A Sally Gunnell - it's ugly but it's still running
A Kate Moss - thinned it
An IRA shot - hitting a provisional
A nipple licker - a shot that opens up the hole
A Diego Maradonna - nasty five footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
A Ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems
Putting like a gynaecologist's assistant - shaving the hole
A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
A Cuban - needs one more revolution
An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make it over the water
A Marilyn Monroe - a fair crack up the middle (aka "A Blondie")
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
A Robin Cook - just died on the hill
A Michael Jackson - gradually fading
An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
A Tony Blair - too much spin
A Bin Laden - driven out, never to be found again
Jamie Oliver - you really want to smack it but you can't

Offline vRS Carl

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Re: If your interested in golf.....
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2010, 03:44:00 pm »
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Re: If your interested in golf.....
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2010, 03:48:21 pm »
Lee  :notworthy:

Made me chuckle that lot  :happy2:  :signLOL:

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Re: If your interested in golf.....
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2010, 03:49:10 pm »
That was a great little vid Tom :happy2:

I can play Golf.....just not anywhere near as good as Tom :sad1:

MK5golfgti tournament sounds like fun.......but I wouldn't have the ED30 by the time we arraged it, but the clubs would fit in the Lexus :happy2:

I play off 28  :innocent:

Bandit!

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Re: If your interested in golf.....
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2010, 05:05:39 pm »
Would love to play golf but just never got around to starting it. Mind you shouting 4 all the time would get quite boring after a while :grin: