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For sale
« on: November 04, 2010, 03:40:44 pm »
Some damaged stuff I found in the shed - £200. Easily repairable using a kit readily available for just 99p, but I can't be bothered to do that and prefer to sell my stuff damaged and get much less for it than it's worth. Any takers?  :rolleye:

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Re: For sale
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2010, 03:49:44 pm »
Am I missing something here........ :stupid:

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Re: For sale
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2010, 03:57:42 pm »
are we ment to guess?? is it pink?


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Re: For sale
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2010, 03:57:55 pm »
Some damaged stuff I found in the shed - £200. Easily repairable using a kit readily available for just 99p, but I can't be bothered to do that and prefer to sell my stuff damaged and get much less for it than it's worth. Any takers?  :rolleye:
............pics & a better discription might help mate ??? :signLOL:
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Re: For sale
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2010, 04:00:01 pm »
Thats a bargain!!!!???? Sounds like a good buy??? £200 for some broken .............. from your shed?? Drugs must be good quality in your area mate. Pass that sh*t!  :happy2:

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Re: For sale
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2010, 04:05:47 pm »
is it smokeable?


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Re: For sale
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2010, 04:09:03 pm »
His shed??? Yeah a would think so.  :rolleye:

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Re: For sale
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2010, 04:10:42 pm »
Am I missing something here........ :stupid:

The ability to spot that I'm joking? It is merely a parody of a lot of for sale ads, but I see my subtle sarcasm is wasted here.

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Re: For sale
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2010, 04:13:52 pm »
Random i will give you that. Pass that sh*t!!!  :happy2:

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Re: For sale
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2010, 04:24:19 pm »
Am I missing something here........ :stupid:

The ability to spot that I'm joking? It is merely a parody of a lot of for sale ads, but I see my subtle sarcasm is wasted here.

 :confused:

so whats for sale??


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Re: For sale
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2010, 04:25:19 pm »
Ahh, I like this game....

Pic any car in this list of classifieds.

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Re: For sale
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2010, 04:46:55 pm »
I thought you were referring to the xenons that are up for sale!

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Re: For sale
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2010, 05:26:25 pm »
They were my inspiration. It's like when people sell alloys, "1 has kerbing, been quoted £40 to repair" or sell a car for a grand less than it's worth because it has a scratch on the bumper that would cost 200 quid to put right. Why not just mend it, charge more for the item and avoid having to explain away the damage in the ad?

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Re: For sale
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2010, 05:29:31 pm »
Am I missing something here........ :stupid:

The ability to spot that I'm joking? It is merely a parody of a lot of for sale ads, but I see my subtle sarcasm is wasted here.

subtle sarcasm I get, that was just off the scale of subtlety

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Re: For sale
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2010, 05:45:23 pm »
Well id anyone wants those xenons.... let me know as i can get the internals for you!