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Sponsor a contractor for Christmas
« on: November 05, 2010, 12:43:36 pm »
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With the effects of IR35 (and contract terminations in the contract market around the globe looming due to the increasing fall in economic conditions) now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care.

It's just not right. Hundreds of contractors in your very own country are living at or just below the six-figure income level! Atrocious! And, as if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived of pay for several days - possibly whole weeks - as a result of Christmas.

But now you can help!

For about five hundred pounds a day - that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TV - you can help a contractor remain economically viable during his time of need.

Five hundred pounds a day may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to a contractor it could mean the difference between a holiday spent golfing in Florida or a Mediterranean cruise.

For you, five hundred pounds is nothing more than a months rent or mortgage payments. But to a contractor, five hundred pounds a day will almost replace his pay.

Your commitment of five hundred pounds a day will enable a contractor to buy that home entertainment centre, trade in the year-old Ferrari for a new TVR, or enjoy a weekend in Rio.

"HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?" Mr Leroy, Cambs.

Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the contractor you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, real estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home.

You'll also get information on how he plans to invest any spare cash he doesn't manage to spend. Plus upon signing up for this program, you will receive a photo of the contractor. Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering.

"HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?" Miss Bunn, Suffolk

Your contractor will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to help in a time of need. Although the contractor won't know your name, he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator just in case additional funds are needed for unexpected expenses.

Simply fill out the form below. YES, I want to help!

I would like to sponsor a contractor over Christmas. My preference is checked below:

Project Manager ***
Systems Engineer*
Operations Specialist

I'll sponsor a contractor most in need.   Please select one for me

Note:
* Higher cost
** Much higher cost
*** Please call our free phone number to ask for the cost of a specific team

(Sorry, does not include secretaries).

How to Pay

Please charge the account listed below, £500 per day for a contractor for the next 3 months.

Please send me a picture of the contractor I have sponsored, along with my very own corporate logo baseball cap to wear proudly on my head.

[ ] MasterCard   [ ] Visa    [ ] American Express    [ ] Diner's Club
Your Name: __________________________
Telephone Number: __________________________
Card Number: __________________________
Exp.Date: _________
Signature: __________________________

Mail completed form to any major contract agency or call 0800-TOOMUCH now to enroll by phone. (Children under 18 must have parental approval.)

Note: Sponsors are not permitted to contact the contractor they have sponsored, either in person or by other means including, but not limited to, telephone calls, letters, e-mail, or third parties.

Keep in mind that the contractor you have sponsored will be much too busy enjoying his free time, thanks to your generous donations.

Contributions are not tax-deductible

Offline tony_danza

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Re: Sponsor a contractor for Christmas
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2010, 01:20:44 pm »
Ha ha ha!!

Times must be hard, I wouldn't have got out of bed for £500  :signLOL:
Sideways yo!

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Re: Sponsor a contractor for Christmas
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2010, 02:22:31 pm »
I prefer the term consultant ;)

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Re: Sponsor a contractor for Christmas
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2010, 02:37:56 pm »
I prefer the term consultant ;)

That makes me think of Proctologists  :wink:

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Re: Sponsor a contractor for Christmas
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2010, 02:58:47 pm »
 :signLOL: