what is your favourite quote

[Andy]

mine is..... it ill be right

[Snoopy]

Assumption is the mother of all f*ck up's!

[Top Cat]

     " There is nothing in this game for 2 in a bed. Stay out of the black and into the red. "


You can't beat a bit of bully. 

[Andy]

  that used to be on a sunday afternoon when i was a kid

[Top Cat]

Look what you could have won. 

[Andy]

if you lost,they still showed you what you could of won ,classic tv progamme

[Hurdy]

You're gonna like this....not a lot! but you'll like it.

Some say.........

[monte]

......man who go to bed with itchy bum hole, wake up with stinky finger 

[Thor]

my favourite is,
  'F**k you, you f***ing F**k'   

[Garth]

"My grandmother always said why buy the cow when you get the sex for free"

[gaz b]

"It was at a funny angle!" ......... " its a ten tonne truck Tyrone......"

[Greeners]

'' Drop it!................ Dead or alive your coming with me''

[CAPTAIN BRITAIN]

My favourite quote (well more of a put down) is from winston churchill to a woman at a dinner party,

Woman You sir are drunk
Churchhill Yes madam and you are ugly, But i shall be sober in the morning

Classic

[Andy]

My favourite quote (well more of a put down) is from winston churchill to a woman at a dinner party,

Woman You sir are drunk
Churchhill Yes madam and you are ugly, But i shall be sober in the morning

Classic

love it

[TANNER]

"I dont know how to put this but.. I'm kind of a big deal! People know me"