what is your favourite quote

[Hedge]

"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch!" W. C. Fields.

[gobbleplease]

"IN  THE QUIET WORDS OF THE VIRGIN MARY ......................COME AGAIN" 

[monte]

"I dont know how to put this but.. I'm kind of a big deal! People know me"

  Followed by "I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"

Anchorman FTW 

[Janner_Sy]

'my mistake, your fault'

[wigit]

[Hedge]

Another favourite of mine is "Better to let them think you a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" 

[skifast]

                                                    I've started ......so I'll finish...

                                                                             Magnus Magnusen

[h4rdy]

'Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet'-The Wolf.

And

'Oh I'm sorry, I do believe you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a sh*t'-No idea but I say this a lot at work.

[h4rdy]

You can if you freeze it!

[skifast]

                                                    Life is hard......but its harder if your stupid!

                                                                                                john wayne

[MR02LOW]

"i live my life a quarter mile at a time"

 

[94Luke]

And

"No sh*t Sherlock"

[Janner_Sy]

'Never argue with an idiot.  They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience'