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Offline vRS Carl

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Rubber necking should result in a ban.......
« on: November 30, 2010, 10:54:07 pm »
I'm currently stuck anti-clock wise on the M25 between Junc 9 - Junc 8.

In the past 3 hours I have gone the sum total of 1.3 miles :fighting: :fighting:

Why I hear you ask?? Well a lorry has Jack Knifed on the opposite side and everyone this side is slowing down to look resulting in the Jam.  :fighting: :fighting:

I'm fully expecting tickets to be on sale when I get there as the action must be amazing judging by the Jam it's caused.

If your planning on driving that part of the M25 tonight DON'T !!!!

Fecking Rubber neckers  :fighting: they should all get banned  :fighting:

Love you all  :love:

A very pissed off F.R.A.G
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Re: Rubber necking should result in a ban.......
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2010, 10:55:12 pm »
Ill second that notion!
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Re: Rubber necking should result in a ban.......
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2010, 10:58:24 pm »
Hey! traffic updates now as well.  :grin:  Are your jam updates compatible with my ipod touch.  :star:
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Re: Rubber necking should result in a ban.......
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2010, 10:59:57 pm »
If you are lucky TC I'm sure Carl will do you a podcast. :wink:
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Re: Rubber necking should result in a ban.......
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2010, 11:00:37 pm »
I will glance but TBH there's no point in slowing down. Most people aren't gonna be able to do anything. The people who can/will help are the emergency services.
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Re: Rubber necking should result in a ban.......
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2010, 11:01:04 pm »
Sorry to hear of your woes mate. It will be time to go back as soon as you get there.  :sad1:
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2010, 11:07:15 pm »
Just looking on the Highways Agency website and the problem is between 8 & 7 clockwise and it wont be fixed until 06:00am.

Anti-clockwise it says expected delays of 1.5 hours and normal traffic from 11:45.  :sad1: :sad1:
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Re: Rubber necking should result in a ban.......
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2010, 11:20:11 pm »
It gets better.

I've just been told off for having a Piss against my car by a copper. Despite pointing out that I've been stuck in a queue that rivals Operation Stack for over 3 hours I just got told if I did it again I would be arrested for indecent exposure :fighting:

Good job I have a sense of humour :laugh:
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Re: Rubber necking should result in a ban.......
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2010, 11:22:32 pm »
Quote from: Hedge on November 30, 2010, 11:07:15 pm
Just looking on the Highways Agency website and the problem is between 8 & 7 clockwise and it wont be fixed until 06:00am.

Anti-clockwise it says expected delays of 1.5 hours and normal traffic from 11:45.  :sad1: :sad1:

Cheers mate :happy2:

Shame it ain't accurate as I've been stuck here for 3 hours  :laugh:
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Re: Rubber necking should result in a ban.......
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2010, 11:24:15 pm »
in this weather its a wonder it didn't freeze and fall off :signLOL:
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Re: Rubber necking should result in a ban.......
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2010, 11:27:36 pm »
Quote from: vRS Carl on November 30, 2010, 11:20:11 pm
I've just been told off for having a Piss against my car by a copper.
I think he did the right thing. I'd arrest you for peeing on your car too!  :grin:

I have, in the past and in similar situations, had to make use of an empty drinks bottle.
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Re: Rubber necking should result in a ban.......
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2010, 11:32:44 pm »
I carry a 10 litre can in the boot but it's full of fuel  :booty:

I could have understood if I had been curling one out :grin:
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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2010, 11:36:35 pm »
Does he not realise who you are?  :grin:

You should have said fill your boots and arrest me. It's not like either of you are going anywhere.  :chicken:
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Re: Rubber necking should result in a ban.......
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2010, 11:40:39 pm »
I dunno he could of given me a "backy" on his bike :grin:
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« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2010, 11:45:36 pm »
Highways Agency have re-evaluated and said 00:30 now.  :surprised:
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