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Somebody was in my house, i almost got robbed!!
« on: December 13, 2010, 09:01:32 am »
So last night, 11,15pm, i get up off the sofa and go to lock the door, and some guy is stood staring at me!! Im in total shock and start screaming at him 'who the fcuk are you' he turns around and started bolting it out of the house. So i legged it after him! got down to the bottom of the road and caught up and smashed him round the back of the head, he went down, i trip over him, belt him again and pin him down. all the time im thinking WTF is going on, shaking off adrenalin and freezing my tits off, (i had no shoes or socks on lol) so after a few more scuffles i get him on the ground and a neighbour who herd it all sat on his chest and i got his legs and waited for about 10 mins for the police, whilst waiting my neighbours daughter find my car keys in the middle of the road, he was also found with my bankcard and my friends cars keys.

So had a very late night, didnt get much sleep and CSI are on their way round. Jackson my rottweiler has a new home in the conservatory and my shotgun is out of the cabinate and under the bed!  :signLOL:

that guy chose the wrong mug to have off!!  :angry015:

So people, make sure all your doors are locked when you get in from work, and dont leave it till you go to bed like me.  :fighting2:


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Re: Somebody was in my house, i almost got robbed!!
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2010, 09:04:16 am »
Blimey Shameless!  Not good! 

I thought you were going to come out with a joke, about finding all your advent calendar doors wide open....

What did the Rozzers say?

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Re: Somebody was in my house, i almost got robbed!!
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2010, 09:05:30 am »
fook me mate good on you for smacking the sh1t  :fighting:

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Re: Somebody was in my house, i almost got robbed!!
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2010, 09:06:38 am »
nicked him straigh away, had to give a 2hr statement. aparently he was locked up last night aswell.


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Re: Somebody was in my house, i almost got robbed!!
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2010, 09:12:29 am »
Well done for having the balls to chase the fecker!  :congrats:

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Re: Somebody was in my house, i almost got robbed!!
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2010, 09:13:14 am »
so they are still stealing R32 then  :fighting: had a spurt of it when i had mine  :fighting:

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Re: Somebody was in my house, i almost got robbed!!
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2010, 09:14:37 am »
bloody hell Joe that is shocking but well done on catching him..bet your rocky is in the dog house :signLOL:,

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Re: Somebody was in my house, i almost got robbed!!
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2010, 09:18:44 am »
shocking mate

glad u got the barstewards though

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Re: Somebody was in my house, i almost got robbed!!
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2010, 09:38:44 am »
Well done for having the balls to chase the fecker!  :congrats:

i didnt even think twice, i stared at him and he took off running, it took a few moments to realise what was going on then i just bolted it after him. I was running behind him for about 50yrds and said 'i can keep goin like this for 5 miles'  :signLOL: and i could see he was gettin puffed, so i smashed him  :grin:


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Re: Somebody was in my house, i almost got robbed!!
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2010, 09:42:09 am »
Sorry to hear, glad you caught him, I hope he get what he deserves

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Re: Somebody was in my house, i almost got robbed!!
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2010, 09:46:44 am »
Fook me!

I 100% condone what you did, but you might want to edit certain aspects of your post.
Sideways yo!

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Re: Somebody was in my house, i almost got robbed!!
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2010, 10:00:19 am »
Well done Joe, glad you gave him a hiding before the rozzers arrived!  :happy2:

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Re: Somebody was in my house, i almost got robbed!!
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2010, 10:00:53 am »
Fook me!

I 100% condone what you did, but you might want to edit certain aspects of your post.
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X2, whilst I'm with you 100% what you have written could get you into trouble

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Re: Somebody was in my house, i almost got robbed!!
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2010, 10:01:45 am »
Well done mate  :happy2: altho agree with the above and maybe edit some of the details, my friend kicked the sh#t out of a guy (in his own house) who was robbing him and he got done for assault  :fighting:

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Re: Somebody was in my house, i almost got robbed!!
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2010, 10:11:04 am »
It's a good job your so buff these days Joe!  :laugh:

Nah seriously mate that is well scary but glad for once the innocent party came out on top and the scummer got a smack or two in the process!!  :happy2: Good man!  :notworthy: