A little boy is walking down the road dragging a flattened frog on a string, he walks up to the local brothel & taps the door, when the madam answers he says 'i want to have sex with your dirtiest girl, who has lots of diseases, i've got £500 to spend'. The madams eyes light up & says 'that'll be me then, but why do you want a disease'? The boy said 'tonight after mum and dad leave, my babysitter will shag me 'cos she likes cute little boys, later when dad runs her home he'll shag her in the layby. When he comes home and goes to bed mum'll want a good seeing 2, & 2moro when Dad goes off to work mum will shag the milkman, & he's the barstewards that ran my f*cking frog over!
Matsu
