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Offline matsu

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Things to say wen drunk
« on: December 21, 2010, 09:06:51 pm »
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti- constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE f*ckING IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. No i don't want to see your fanny.
5. No my cocks fine as it is, i dont want you to suck it.
6. No please dont sit on my face i'v got asthma.

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keep on doing what ya doing you,ll keep on getting what ya getting.

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Re: Things to say wen drunk
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2010, 09:43:58 pm »
 :grin: :xmassmiley: :congrats:

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Re: Things to say wen drunk
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2010, 10:15:37 pm »
 :rolleye:

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Re: Things to say wen drunk
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2010, 10:16:59 pm »
 :signLOL:  nice one
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Re: Things to say wen drunk
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2010, 01:46:11 pm »
 :signLOL:

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Re: Things to say wen drunk
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2010, 08:58:26 am »
That made me laugh!!! Quality read!!!


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Re: Things to say wen drunk
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2010, 09:24:45 am »
HAHAH...  :signLOL:

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Re: Things to say wen drunk
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2010, 10:11:44 am »
 :laugh: :congrats:

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Re: Things to say wen drunk
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2010, 10:14:39 am »
 :xmassmiley: classic!