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Once upon a time I met a Californian blue-eyed blonde girl who was passing through London for 4 days on her way to Europe. She ended up living with me for about 6 months and when she ran out of money she did some Sun Page Three work. We were going to meet up again later in Greece....The Sun called her "Helen of Troy" but her real name was Linda!
No, I don't have any pics of her anymore - My now ex wife threw them out!