After my last batch of sperm was defective VC very kindly posted me some more out for me to reapply. They arrived this morning and low and behold he had sent me a bigger than average batch of sperm! So much so that I have been able to donate some of my sperm to the wife and even a lovely young lady at work who specifically requested a batch of my sperm!
Anyway, after being called chicken by a certain member I decided that I should apply my sperm in style...........