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Sometimes it does take a Rocket Scientist
« on: February 15, 2011, 10:58:56 pm »
Apparently this is a true story. Saw it on another forum so hopefully not a pearoast

Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all traveling at maximum velocity.
The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of bird strike collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the Windshields of their new high speed trains.
Arrangements were made and a gun was sent to the American engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.

You're going to love this......

Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:
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"Defrost the Chicken."

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Re: Sometimes it does take a Rocket Scientist
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2011, 10:59:46 pm »
Classic  :signLOL:

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Re: Sometimes it does take a Rocket Scientist
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2011, 11:03:02 pm »
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Re: Sometimes it does take a Rocket Scientist
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2011, 11:03:30 pm »
Much amusement, and some truth (the chicken thing is real) but the US has no high-speed train development to speak of and the frozen chicken story is an urban legend.

Interestingly the chicken gun was pioneered at the Royal Aircraft Establishment in Farnborough, down the road from where I work.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_gun

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Re: Sometimes it does take a Rocket Scientist
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2011, 11:14:07 pm »
It must be true  :confused:

It's on the internet  :laugh:

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Re: Sometimes it does take a Rocket Scientist
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2011, 11:23:37 pm »


(posted coz of the thread title, not the chicken!)

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Re: Sometimes it does take a Rocket Scientist
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2011, 11:41:00 pm »


(posted coz of the thread title, not the chicken!)


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One time in a physics course, we were struggling with something, and the lecturer said "come on now, it's not brain surgery" and a friend responded "no, it's rocket science!"

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Re: Sometimes it does take a Rocket Scientist
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2011, 12:35:45 pm »


(posted coz of the thread title, not the chicken!)

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Re: Sometimes it does take a Rocket Scientist
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2011, 09:04:41 pm »
America is testing a new high speed train. Been trying for about 2 years now
But there now just going for modified euro trains which are good
For 150mph+ it's just there track that limits the speeds. Ie not good enough

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Re: Sometimes it does take a Rocket Scientist
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2011, 09:12:46 pm »
My friend is the "crack tester" that fires them into the engines under uv lights
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Re: Sometimes it does take a Rocket Scientist
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2011, 10:46:45 am »
Classic story  :grin: Bird strikes are a serious thing, ive seen first hand the mess they can make of a fast jet fuselage and canopy, taking out Tornado engines from entering the intakes the lot, the worst was one that made it through the canopy and ended up braking the piolts hand  :scared:. On the other HAND, its quite funny watching the airfield bird scarer trying to figure out which kind of bird it was  :laugh:


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