Rightyo: Two points;
1) No one is allowed to make fun of my car. The poor beastie has been bumped, scratched, wheels scratched, third taillight failed, et cetera. The last 10,000 miles have been hard, for some reason. This will all be rectified in the summer.
2) Anyone fancy sticking around for a bit to watch Fast and Furious, given we're gonna be at the cinema? My usual film-buddies have wandered off for the weekend so I'd be up to catch a show.