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Amazing Horse
« on: February 26, 2011, 09:56:24 am »
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Re: Amazing Horse
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2011, 09:59:48 am »
Look at my horse
My horse is amazing
Give it a lick,
Mmm, it tastes just like raisins!

Have a stroke of its mane
It turns into a plane,
And then it turns back again
When you tug on its winkie!

Ooo, thats dirty!
Do you think so?
Well, I better not show you
Where the lemonade is made!

Sweet lemonade,
Mmm, sweet lemonade
Sweet lemonade,
Yeah, sweet lemonade

Get on my horse,
Ill take you around the universe
And all the other places too!

"I think youll find
that the universe, pretty much
covers everything!"

Shut up woman, get on my horse!

Look at my horse,
My horse is amazing,
"Where is he now?"
He's over there grazing.
Have a feel on his hoot,
You'll find that robotic groove,
And if that's not enough,
Then take a look at his ball sack.

"Why is it purple?"

Custom styling,
A ball sack looks fresh
with a two-tone paint job
Don't you know?
Now try this lemonade,

Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Yeah sweet lemonade

Sweet lemonade (x7)

Get on my horse,
Ill take you around the universe
And all the other places too!

"I think youll find
that the universe, pretty much
covers everything!"

Shut up woman, get on my horse!
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Re: Amazing Horse
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2011, 11:27:36 am »
WTF?

I have no idea why that made me laugh but it did!
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Re: Amazing Horse
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2011, 11:49:22 am »
 :signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL:

It worries me that you actually know all the words  :scared: :scared:

Now for the rock version


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Re: Amazing Horse
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2011, 12:04:20 pm »
Am I supposed to get this? Haha
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Re: Amazing Horse
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2011, 12:18:35 pm »
Quote from: JPC on February 26, 2011, 12:04:20 pm
Am I supposed to get this? Haha

i dont think so!  :stupid:
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Re: Amazing Horse
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2011, 01:19:46 pm »
Some things don't need to be understood, just to be laughed at, and that was funny as fook! Kinda reminds me of Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer's  brand of humour they had on Shooting Stars
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Re: Amazing Horse
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2011, 01:48:36 pm »
I can't link the original on my iPhone but you need to search "Weebl Amazing Horse HD" and view it. It should have a proper animation.
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Re: Amazing Horse
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2011, 02:27:11 pm »
The porn version is easily the funniest  :wink:

Won't link it on here though  :laugh:
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Re: Amazing Horse
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2011, 07:38:33 pm »
Porn version? You mean the one where they show his willy? Or is there another version I don't know about?
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Re: Amazing Horse
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2011, 07:47:10 pm »
theres another version, you wont find it on you tube though  :grin:
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Re: Amazing Horse
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2011, 11:53:31 pm »
Now that I wanna see :party: :party: :party:

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Re: Amazing Horse
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2011, 12:02:44 am »
If you google "magical trevor" its from the same source, a bit funnier and you'll recognise the soundtrack!
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Re: Amazing Horse
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2011, 06:01:57 pm »
Shut up woman get on mah horse.
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Re: Amazing Horse
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2011, 11:13:30 am »
You wait until in 12 months time you are still singing it.

I first heard this about a year ago, just before my wife and i got married. About 1 week ago, the tune popped into my head and i had to start singing it.

Now, go and find the Magical Trevor videos, although i have to say, the 1st Magical Trevor is the best one.

"He saw beans, lots of beans........"

You might notice the tune from 118 247, directory heaven.
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