Not today - but at the weekend, some moron in a old 3-series decided to take the 'racing line' through the B-roads to my missus' place..
I had to swerve up the bank out of his way to avoid a head on. Luckily (if I can say that) He only obliterated my wing mirror and everything connected, and has chipped the paint off my door panel with the velocity of the mirror shattering. There wasn't a piece plastic left on the wing mirror.