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Offline janus909GTI

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WARNING....Never use your foot to brush off a spec of bird poo!
« on: July 31, 2011, 07:06:30 pm »
i did this, planning to brush it very very gently.....just above the rear wheel arch.

result, removed the birds deposit but left the body work with a 2inch scratch, (must have had a bit of gravel on my shoe)  another lesson learnt in life! dammit

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Re: WARNING....Never use your foot to brush off a spec of bird poo!
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2011, 10:41:39 am »
Use a brick next time....... :confused: :stupid:
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Re: WARNING....Never use your foot to brush off a spec of bird poo!
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2011, 10:47:54 am »
Quote from: janus909GTI on July 31, 2011, 07:06:30 pm
i did this, planning to brush it very very gently.....just above the rear wheel arch.

result, removed the birds deposit but left the body work with a 2inch scratch, (must have had a bit of gravel on my shoe)  another lesson learnt in life! dammit

 :congrats:

Result  :happy2: :happy2:  :notworthy:
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Re: WARNING....Never use your foot to brush off a spec of bird poo!
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2011, 11:38:34 am »
Have you considered a career in detailing? They're always looking for new innovations  :signLOL:
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Re: WARNING....Never use your foot to brush off a spec of bird poo!
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2011, 11:47:49 am »
Janus Detailing Inc.





























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Re: WARNING....Never use your foot to brush off a spec of bird poo!
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2011, 12:17:04 pm »
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Re: WARNING....Never use your foot to brush off a spec of bird poo!
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2011, 04:37:01 pm »
Not one off the better ideas. Lol
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Re: WARNING....Never use your foot to brush off a spec of bird poo!
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2011, 05:15:54 pm »
You were drunk at the time yes?
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Re: WARNING....Never use your foot to brush off a spec of bird poo!
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2011, 05:51:15 pm »
fraid not..... :( will post the scar up at some point...
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Re: WARNING....Never use your foot to brush off a spec of bird poo!
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2011, 06:07:16 pm »
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Re: WARNING....Never use your foot to brush off a spec of bird poo!
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2011, 06:14:50 pm »
Quote from: richwig83 on August 01, 2011, 06:07:16 pm


PMSL!

Janus.....what was your reasoning behind using a shoe to remove bird poo? I mean, you must have thought it was a good idea at the tme?
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Re: WARNING....Never use your foot to brush off a spec of bird poo!
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2011, 06:24:08 pm »
it was a real flakey bird poo that i was convinced just needed a helping hand........could not be bothered to walk into the house and get a sponge / cloth........... yeah thought it was a great idea, should have maybe taken the shoe off and controlled it using my hand, i wasnt helped by a couple of on looking pedestrians as they through my balance right off......!

anyhow, as mention, a lesson learnt in life, i now know not to do it again....also i can pass this knowledge onto everyone else  :rolleye:
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Re: WARNING....Never use your foot to brush off a spec of bird poo!
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2011, 08:10:48 pm »
Remind me never to buy a car off you haha!
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Re: WARNING....Never use your foot to brush off a spec of bird poo!
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2011, 08:17:54 pm »
While we're at it:

Don't check to see if the kettle's boiled by sticking your finger in it.
Your tongue is OK for checking a 3v battery, but not the mains.
Any container with braille markings won't have lager in it.


I'm sure there must be more...
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Re: WARNING....Never use your foot to brush off a spec of bird poo!
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2011, 09:00:29 pm »
Quote from: SRC on August 01, 2011, 08:17:54 pm
While we're at it:

Don't check to see if the kettle's boiled by sticking your finger in it.
Your tongue is OK for checking a 3v battery, but not the mains.
Any container with braille markings won't have lager in it.


I'm sure there must be more...


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