"please just tell me in plain English"
In plain English? No!!
And in a few other languages
Abasakur (Papua New Guinea) Oya
Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Nda
Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Ôda
Abun (Indonesia) Nde
Acateco (San Miguel Acatlán Guatemala) K'amaj
Acateco (San Miguel Acatlán Guatemala) C'am
Achí (Baja Verapaz Guatemala) N...taj
Achuar (Ecuador) Tsaa
Adyghe (Middle East) Haw
Adyghe (Middle East) Hawaa
Afar (Ethiopia, Eritrea, Djibouti) Maley
Afrikaans (Southern Africa) Nee
Afrikaans (Southern Africa) Geen
Agua Caliente (California USA) Gai
Aguaruna (Peru) Atsá
Aguateco (Huehuetenango Guatemala) Ci
[Akan, see Asante and Fante]
Akha (Thailand) Mah nguh
Aklanon (Philippines) Indi
Alabamu (Texas USA) Ánkobi
Albanian (Albania, Yugoslavia) Jo
Alsacian (Alsace France) Ne
Altai (Russia) Jok
Alyawarr (Australia) Arangkwa
Alyawarr (Australia) -iyanga
Amharic (Ethiopia) Yelem
Amharic (Ethiopia) Aydelem
Amharic (Ethiopia) Aye
Amharic (Ethiopia) Ie
Ami (Australia) Way
Amis (Taiwan) Cuwa
Amuzgo (Oaxaca & Guerrero Mexico) Ti
Anindilyakwa (Australia) Nari
[Anishinaabe, see Ojibwe]
Anglo-Saxon (England) Na
Apache (Arizona USA) Dah
Apabhramsha (India) Ma
Apuchikwar (India) Poyeda
Arabic (Middle East, North Africa) Lay
Arabic (Middle East, North Africa) Laa
Arabic (Middle East, North Africa) La
Arabic (North Africa) Lela
[Arawak, see Taino]
Arberesh (Hora e Arbereshevet Italy) Jo
Arberesh (Sicily Italy) Jo
Ariti (Brazil) Maiçá
Armenian (Armenia, Russia, Middle East) Voch
Armenian [Eastern] (Armenia) Che
Aromunian (Greece, Balkans) Nu
Asante (Ghana) Daabí
Ashkun (Afghanistan) Ma
Assyrian (Iran, Iraq, Syria) La
Asturian (Spain) Non
Asturian (Spain) Nun
Atayal (Taiwan) Iyat
Ateso (Uganda) Mam
Auca (Ecuador) Ba
Auca (Ecuador) Wín
[Aukan, see Ndjuka]
Awa (Papua New Guinea) Ahq áho
Awa (Papua New Guinea) Aqa
Awakabal (Australia) Keawai
Aymará (Bolivia, Peru, Chile) Janiwa
Aymará (Bolivia, Peru, Chile) Janiw
Aymará (Bolivia, Peru, Chile) Jani
Aymará (Bolivia, Peru, Chile) Janixay
Aymará (Bolivia, Peru, Chile) Janixä
Ayticha Yokuts (California USA) Gatu
Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan, Iran) Yox
[Azeri, see Azerbaijani]
[Aztec, see Náhuatl]
And that's just the "A's"
This guy needs shooting really, 'cos these don't fit any golf that I know of, at least not on his list, and he must know it. He puts a disclaimer there, but I don't expect many people take much notice as it lists cars from 2003 0n to 2008. His badges have a flat back, at least the one I got from him does. AFAIK all GTI's and therefore probably all other VW's of this vintage have a domed back.
Spend your money elsewhere.
TonyZ