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Offline oldy666

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Re: A warning for those who use high pressure air lines.....
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2011, 05:03:44 pm »
hahahaha  :laugh:


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Re: A warning for those who use high pressure air lines.....
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2011, 06:02:46 pm »
How can you accidentally lodge anything in your bum?  :stupid:
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Re: A warning for those who use high pressure air lines.....
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2011, 06:21:53 pm »
god knows. My missus works at a hospital and a guy came in with a broom up his bum once.... he fell on it apparently
with his trousers down. :surprised:

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Re: A warning for those who use high pressure air lines.....
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2011, 06:36:18 pm »
I guess it's just natural selection at work  :signLOL:
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Re: A warning for those who use high pressure air lines.....
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2011, 06:36:45 pm »
Slightly old - the case has been settled >clicky<.

Anyway, the couple in the Daily Wail pic both look like they're trying to stop themselves from bursting into laughter!  :grin:

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Re: A warning for those who use high pressure air lines.....
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2011, 11:06:56 pm »
I know I shouldn't but this made me  :grin:

"He said: "I was just concentrating on doing my job and I just felt an absolute gush of wind blow through my anus.""

Al gets that quite regularly, just in the opposite direction to the guy in the article.  :ashamed: :signLOL:

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Re: A warning for those who use high pressure air lines.....
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2011, 03:08:10 am »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029589/Gareth-Durrant-ballooned-air-hose-accidentally-lodged-backside.html#ixzz1WcYdh8t8


LOL

"I was reaching up to finish the wiring on a caravan at the factory. I knew this air hose was being used close behind me but I just carried on the job as normal.
The next thing I knew I felt this strong air being blown on my legs from behind, and then something went up my rectum through the shorts I was wearing"

Reminds me of a Little Britain Sketch with Sir Norman Fry
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clips/p007n12s/little_britain_the_shamed_mp/
« Last Edit: September 01, 2011, 03:26:39 am by Degudodger »
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Re: A warning for those who use high pressure air lines.....
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2011, 07:44:47 am »
Way way way back when I started my apprenticeship we were warned not to stick air lines up our arses..Even shown a film on it and the consequences.So,this is where I am on the matter..Its quite common.. :laugh: