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Joke of the day
« on: November 19, 2011, 08:51:48 pm »
I've just been sat watching Fatima Whitbread, in a skimpy bikini, having a shower under a jungle waterfall and I thought to myself, please don't get an erection........................but she did!
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2011, 08:52:39 pm »

 :congrats: :congrats: :signLOL:
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2011, 09:03:18 pm »
All those nasty comments about fatima whitbread in the jungle are out of order. That's someones son they're talking about.
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2011, 09:16:34 pm »
Quote from: Janner_Sy on November 19, 2011, 09:03:18 pm
All those nasty comments about fatima whitbread in the jungle are out of order. That's someones son they're talking about.

Or brother........
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2011, 09:19:50 pm »
 :signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL:
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2011, 09:20:29 pm »
f*ck me. they`ve set a tough task for tonite`s bush trucker trail...... a kangaroo has to eat one of fatima whitbread`s testicles

Last week my wife caught me in bed with Fatima Whitbread. "It's not what it looks like," I pleaded. "Well, what is it then?" she asked with a puzzled look on her face. "A woman," I replied.

Ant: "OK Fatima, we have a special Bush Tucker trial for you today
Dec: "For every bear that you beat to death, you will win 1 meal for camp"

The IAAF has confirmed that the sex test row athlete Caster Semenya can keep her 800m Gold Medal after her father Fatima Whitbread confirmed that she is a girl.

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2011, 10:55:29 pm »
Fantastic Sy  :laugh: :grin:
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