Would you ever get your MK5 valet parked?

[RedRobin]

^^^^

Greenouse is from Brum - They don't know what valet parking is in that neck of the woods. It probably sounds a bit gay to them

Oi Mr Pink! Were a very hospitable lot, even Herr Topher 

....Yep, I know. I spent quite a few years under lock and key near Brum in a place called Bromsgrove School, remember?

[Top Cat]

I had to let the chap who did my detail drive my car from his house to Liverpool and even more scary i bought my car from Alan Day VW in london and was expecting my motor to arrive on a transporter the night before i rang them up to give the transporter driver accurate directions, and they said sorry sir there has been a mix up your car is getting delivered by one of our drivers. 
Anyway he promised to send his most experianced driver, my choice was leave the car in the dealers for a few more days risking Y.T.S carnage or take me chances with the driver.
So i opted for the latter and sat on my step waiting for him for 3 hours solid with my arse cheeks squeezed tightly. 
I then got a call from the dealer saying is he there yet he left hours ago, i said No he F***ing well isnt. 
Then as i put the phone down my lovely car came round the corner and MR magoo was driving it.  I swear to god he was in his 80's he couldnt even get out of the recaros's.    the average MPG read 39 something. 

[stealthwolf]

No. Never. I barely trust myself to park.

[Hurdy]

Absolutely no way. I even go to the Airport long stay carpark in the wifes car so that mine can stay tucked up safe and warm

[joesgti]

have no choice when going to blackpool casino,

last time i was there he clipped my wing mirror and reversed into the side of a people carrier, then i went outside for a cig and saw one of the lads reverse another car into another car! seen them f00k about too many times, but still leave it with them, if they scratch it then they pay, simple as.