About 9 years ago I used to have this Girlfriend (now an EX) who used to wake herself up farting!, I remember the 1st time it happened, we were in bed I was dozing she was fast asleep, I heard this massive fart and she turned over and looked at me and said "Why did you wake me up?", I (being BRUTALLY honest) just said "No love you woke yourself up farting!", well she would not have any of it and would not believe me!.
Anyhoo this happened quite a few times, about the 4th time it happened she did the same thing blamed me So i lifted the covers for her to get her own proof!, she still blamed me!!.
3 months later we are at V festival (camping) and she was in bed still, I was sat outside the tent having a coffee with 5 other people and all of a sudden this massive fart erupted from my tent directly behind us, we just started killing ourselves laughing, it was then my mates girlfriend said "so its you who keeps farting in the night!!!". She was not best pleased but finally everyone knew it was her and not me!!
The relationship with "Trumper" did not last......................................
