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Re: Cats sitting on your bonnet :|
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2012, 10:57:51 pm »
Quote from: gizmo68 on January 24, 2012, 10:47:13 pm
Why would your wife be licking the cats bum anyway?  :surprised:
Because it's fon-to-due!
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Re: Cats sitting on your bonnet :|
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2012, 11:38:14 pm »
Quote from: andrewparker on January 24, 2012, 10:12:16 pm
I had this a lot. I went out and bought the most powerful water gun I could find and kept it loaded by the front door. It soon learnt its lesson.

this is AWESOME

cannot stand domestic cats. they should be banned.
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Re: Cats sitting on your bonnet :|
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2012, 11:40:26 pm »
Those Ka adverts are pretty good!  :signLOL: :signLOL:
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Re: Cats sitting on your bonnet :|
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2012, 01:17:22 pm »
You can get a "scarecrow" sprinkler for £30. Motion sensor triggers a blast. Just try to set it up so you don't get soaked on the way to the car :-) I'm going to get one for the garden stop local moggies piling up their little presents in my garden.
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Re: Cats sitting on your bonnet :|
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2012, 02:59:13 pm »
Quote from: andrewparker on January 24, 2012, 10:12:16 pm
I had this a lot. I went out and bought the most powerful water gun I could find and kept it loaded by the front door. It soon learnt its lesson.

brahahahahahahahahahahahaha QUALITY
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Re: Cats sitting on your bonnet :|
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2012, 04:26:36 pm »
Yep the water gun works most of the time, when that failed I let the dog out, it aint been back since.

My mate had this issue and he got his mates dog in the garden, it pissed/marked all over the garden and no more cats (seems they dont like the smell)
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Re: Cats sitting on your bonnet :|
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2012, 04:29:04 pm »
Quote from: richwig83 on January 24, 2012, 11:40:26 pm
Those Ka adverts are pretty good!  :signLOL: :signLOL:

They are quality  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I bet they were banned pretty sharpish  :wink:
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Re: Cats sitting on your bonnet :|
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2012, 04:35:02 pm »
I don't ever remember them making it to TV.

Still not as funny as the Banned Rainbow & Postman Pat episodes :grin:
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Re: Cats sitting on your bonnet :|
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2012, 08:39:39 pm »
There was one rainbow episode which was never meant to be aired and was just for fun. If you look at the regular episodes, they were innocent!
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Re: Cats sitting on your bonnet :|
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2012, 08:41:06 pm »
Yup that was the episode i think. Started off with Zippy peeling a banana saying as he peeled, 1 Skin, 2 Skin, 3 Skin and gets interrupted just before 4 Skin :grin:
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Re: Cats sitting on your bonnet :|
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2012, 04:51:14 pm »
We have problems with our neighbours cats, three of the feckers poop every where. tried everything you can buy, cat pepper/pellets but do not work. They just smell it and carry on past. Apperently you can buy lion wee-wee, that is supposed to deter them. Its never in stock at my local garden centre so it must work! My dads neighbours cat sits on his bonnet and scratched it to sh*t, as well as the windows and roof.
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Re: Cats sitting on your bonnet :|
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2012, 04:11:25 pm »
I've noticed a few of these around the 'old folks' house.

I presume they had issues with cats in the garden but I guess it would work as a general deterrent.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0012KLCL8/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_sr_1?pf_rd_p=103612307&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B000TR9OT2&pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_r=11SJEQY4XG3WDQ0AY28A
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Re: Cats sitting on your bonnet :|
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2012, 06:52:32 pm »
Quote from: tkboyle on January 27, 2012, 04:11:25 pm
I've noticed a few of these around the 'old folks' house.

I presume they had issues with cats in the garden but I guess it would work as a general deterrent.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0012KLCL8/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_sr_1?pf_rd_p=103612307&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B000TR9OT2&pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_r=11SJEQY4XG3WDQ0AY28A
I would try of them but got 2 dogs so wouldn't go down well with them
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Re: Cats sitting on your bonnet :|
« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2012, 07:14:15 pm »
Some cracking suggestions  :grin: but unfortunately not too many that will improve the relationship with the neighbours  :laugh:

Do the signal deterrents work with most cats?
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Re: Cats sitting on your bonnet :|
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2012, 08:04:07 pm »
Get yourself a cat...  :wink:

The neighborhood cats don't hang around on my drive or garden for more than a second or so, if they do then Marvin either attacks them or humps them  :happy2:



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