Thanks for your replies guys.
Came up with an easier solution... Twist the oil cap back on
Couldnt see it properly in the dark last night but basically the induction pipe that connects to the front of the grill and side of the engine cover had come off. Twisted the engine cover side ways somehow and caught the oil cap, twisting it off.
Mightly pished off... Had to cry off work thinking it was something serious. However spent a bit of time wi 'er in doors instead. Lets jus say the Mk5 isnt the only thing that looks good in black