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Offline rich83

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Our lovely girlfriends...
« on: February 23, 2012, 10:50:52 pm »
.... why do they call us and think we cans diagnose their cars for them with little or no information, apart from "its making a "whooooo" noise when i press the accelerator"?

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Re: Our lovely girlfriends...
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2012, 10:53:39 pm »
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Could be worse - mines taking lessons in a 1.0 Corsa and wants me to take her out in the Golf  :driver:  :jumping:
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Re: Our lovely girlfriends...
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2012, 11:09:17 pm »
Has she posted in the Mk5 section then Rich.  :laugh:

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Re: Our lovely girlfriends...
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2012, 11:15:18 pm »
....and there was me thinking it was going to be a picture thread lol

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Re: Our lovely girlfriends...
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2012, 11:18:30 pm »
FFS.... shes broken down.  :sad1:

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Re: Our lovely girlfriends...
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2012, 11:24:33 pm »
Is the situation ANYTHING like this? more than happy to go lend a hand  :wink:


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Re: Our lovely girlfriends...
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2012, 11:27:31 pm »
She can have more than a hand.  :evilgrin:

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Re: Our lovely girlfriends...
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2012, 11:32:24 pm »
I get this all day every day, they call the garage and say, Phil my car started making a noise what is it? i say what sort of noise? and the reply i always get is hmm i dont know but it wasnt there before :stupid:

My other half is pretty good and can explain whats going on

as for the pic above, ive got my jacket, im in the spec and on my way to recover the LONE WOMAN, in recovery talk that means get there ASAP :innocent:
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Re: Our lovely girlfriends...
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2012, 12:03:08 am »
Typical lol priority to the LONE WOMAN....I was stuck in the snow last year for 6 hours - waiting!

Next time I'll pretend to be fe-male  :grin:
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Re: Our lovely girlfriends...
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2012, 12:24:10 am »
The alternators on its last legs according to Mr AA.   :fighting:

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Re: Our lovely girlfriends...
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2012, 12:54:39 am »
.... why do they call us and think we cans diagnose their cars for them with little or no information, apart from "its making a "whooooo" noise when i press the accelerator"?

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Funny this actually happened to me today! I thought it was PAS pump, sent her to VagCo (I'm working away) it was PAS hose leaking

Si patched it up and topped fluid up and gave her a bottle of fluid :) top man

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Re: Our lovely girlfriends...
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2012, 12:55:29 am »
I think thats where she will be taking it tomorrow Mike.  :happy2:

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Re: Our lovely girlfriends...
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2012, 01:39:36 am »
 a customer phoned me wanting to diagnose a noise on his engine over the phone with him holding the phone to the engine :stupid:
My g/f always breaks down as she doesn't put petrol in her car :fighting:

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Re: Our lovely girlfriends...
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2012, 10:54:56 am »
sounds about right! although my misses is becoming more interested in the cars and wants to start getting more into the 'scene' and start tuning her car a bit with my help. I thought it was a trap at first but she is getting more keen. Anyway she's getting the vw up! now so I don't think it will last. But at least I can live knowing that my partner won't own and tune a car that is faster than mine as that would just be  :ashamed:

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Re: Our lovely girlfriends...
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2012, 11:07:58 am »
Mines the complete opposite, doesn't hear a F*ing thing! I get in the car and it's knocking,whining,rattling! The whole lot! Ill ask how long the noise has been there then I get the "what noise" 
Last time that happend it was a 2K bill  :scared:

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