Danny Danny...
Go full stage 2+ with induction, HPFP, full turbo back ect... weld the OEM tail trims on to your performance exhaust...lol Then just dont drive WOT when the wife is sitting next to you..
Or buy your wife some nice shoes, flowers and take her out for a slap up meal.... then mention your getting a new exhaust bacuase the old one is hanging off and the miltek is the best long term oprion.....