....OMG..........PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VC]

what with the hose pipe ban and no fuel everyone is going to be stuck at home with dirty cars 

[Hedge]

At least there's porn. Oh wait if your not allowed to get your hose out........ 

[rich83]

At least there's porn. Oh wait if your not allowed to get your hose out........ 

[RedRobin]

^^^^
ROFL Copter 

MILF Copter?

[VC]

...dont encourage him to get his chopper out 

[vRS Carl]

Well i must admit i did Panic buy 40L worth of V-Power today but i do have extenuating circumstances

However if there does happen to be a nationwide lack of fuel i will be selling it at £5p/l or £4p/l to forum members.  

[VC]

Well my local tescoburysons is 6 cars deep and there's a barrier to force single file entry... Got a full tank in the disco so wafted by happily 

[Tamiyoman]

Well my local tescoburysons is 6 cars deep and there's a barrier to force single file entry... Got a full tank in the disco so wafted by happily 

No Panic in Norfolk, just drove past tess-coos and no one at the filling station, either news travel slow to norfolk or no one gives a hoot 

[VC]

we do have a bucket load of tourists down here though..

coming down ere... stealin our wimmin... eatin our pasties.... drinking our petrul 

[Tamiyoman]

we do have a bucket load of tourists down here though..

coming down ere... stealin our wimmin... eatin our pasties.... drinking our petrul  

Aye thats true, I know whats its like mate, I live in norfolk where all the Cock-er-neys have summer houses (or they sell their 2 bed flat in london and retire here), I said the other day my Ma N Pa are heading down to Cornwall Pastieland to their house on saturday for 3.5 months so im sure they will be drinking ur Diseasal and eatin your pasties, no stealin wimmen tho, they leave that to me when I visit  

They live there from end of march to 7th July at which point they leave as the "Tourists" and kids annoy them  , soon as the kids go back to school they head back there for another couple of months  

My Mum grew up in Hayle so has happy childhood memories down there 

If you see a Silver XC90 with a private plate and towbar on it (Boat) it could well be my folks  

[rich83]

Im gonna go fill up later... need to make sure I've got enough to get to work on saturday and brands hatch on sunday. 

[tony_danza]

Liz went to fill this morning, as she was on red - no diesel at the station, but the manager noticed Issy in the back, guided her round to the HGV pumps and brimmed it for her.

I've filled mine.

I really resented having to do it, as I'm just making the situation worse given I don't really need to use the car - but what can you do? I live in a rural village and have a 4 month old child. You can't take risks.

I hope these strikes fall on their arse, tossers.

[Tfsi_Mike]

Liz went to fill this morning, as she was on red - no diesel at the station, but the manager noticed Issy in the back, guided her round to the HGV pumps and brimmed it for her.

I've filled mine.

I really resented having to do it, as I'm just making the situation worse given I don't really need to use the car - but what can you do? I live in a rural village and have a 4 month old child. You can't take risks.

I hope these strikes fall on their arse, tossers. selfish cnuts

Corrected, very sensible of of the manager 

[Tamiyoman]

Im gonna go fill up later... need to make sure I've got enough to get to work on saturday and brands hatch on sunday.  

I am fillin up tomorrow so I can get to Snetterton on sunday (106 mile round trip), going to see my mate and and his wife who are are there for testing for the Ducati 848 challenge series (My mate Ben is the Mechanic for Robbie/Ducati Manchester) so should be good to have a watch.

[MC71]

Next thing will be rationing of fuel and V-power will (within days) be £1.60 a litre. Good job i bought a bike last year, may need it. Oh happy days! I say sake all the w**kers who go on strike and give their jobs to some of the 3 Million unemployed peeps, sure they would do the job for an average wage and be more than happy to do so. Oh and without the "aid" of the cancer in British industry, the Unions.