I'm glad it's not just me!! LOL
I always park at the far side of the car park or the biggest space wherever I go, much to the GF's displeasure!! The one time I parked in a multi storey in a normal space I picked up a dent and cost me £50 to sort.
I agree with other comments that you should speak to your neighbour and hint about how you love your car, good luck but I hope your pride and joy stays as it should!