TFSI_MIKE IS STILL IN THE CLOSET. HE NEEDS YOUR HELP

[Janner_Sy]

TFSI_Mike needs your help.  This is him.  Just imagine this head on a 4ft body normally found hanging around public toilets



He's stuck in a rut, has magpie syndrome and constantly buys new parts for his car to replace perfectly good parts, especially if its carbon, shiny or has the term race in the title.

Basically he has a level of gayness that's unparalleled on this forum.  His wife approached me and said shes worried about him and I should step in and knock some manly sense into him  (might have made that up)

We need to convince him that he should stop being a fag and take it on track like a real man.
 

[Tfsi_Mike]

 

[Janner_Sy]

 

Haha

Just wait for the results of this poll, you'll see the light my friend

Any worse and you'll end up driving my car lol

[W8 Performance]

Sorry Mike, he does have a point 

[RedRobin]

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You do realise, Sy, that once Mike has tasted track there'll be no stopping him... Well, apart from the small matters of money and family commitments.

Both his mods and shopping list do indicate a track weapon may be imminent.

[SteveyD]

Yeah once you've had track you ain't goin back!!

You will soon be anti detailing and those calipers will be a lovely heat tarnished red, you won't care though because nothing beats the sh1ts and giggles you will have 

[Janner_Sy]

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You do realise, Sy, that once Mike has tasted track there'll be no stopping him... Well, apart from the small matters of money and family commitments.

Both his mods and shopping list do indicate a track weapon may be imminent.

I labour this point to him nearly everyday, but he insists on hanging around toilets talking about side skirts and carbon

[Tfsi_Mike]

 

[Janner_Sy]

 

 

who voted for the buy shiny parts?

[Hurdy]

 

Mike, Si has a valid point. I can only agree with him. You need to break your track virginity as soon as possible to prove your manliness

There is also the second any only other option of selling the Leon and buying a pink Micra convertible with spinners and pink fluffy dice and wearing a big girls blouse.

the choice is yours!  

[Janner_Sy]

^^^^
That
 

[Hurdy]

 

 

who voted for the buy shiny parts?

Mike?

[rich83]

You've got a diff now...... No excuse not to track it. Cadwell isn't too far from you and is a great track to test out the diff.

[Tfsi_Mike]

 

 

who voted for the buy shiny parts?

Mike?

I voted track lol


John can you get the pink micra with those big eye lashes that stick on the headlights? 

[VC]

shiny pants will help him skim across the kitty litter