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Offline Horatio

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Audis still Britain’s favourite car to have driving right up your arse
« on: April 24, 2012, 12:23:09 pm »
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Re: Audis still Britain’s favourite car to have driving right up your arse
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2012, 12:45:22 pm »
:signLOL:

And normally the super fast TDI version :notworthy:

I had a guy in an A3 Cabriolet right up my arse on an uphill bit of dual carriageway recently. I was in the outside lane following another car that was also overtaking and up stormed Audi man, flashing his lights and doing all sorts of interesting hand gestures. Unfortunately for him the guy in front of me pulled over, and I put half a mile between us :grin:

Just to confirm his mental disposition he then pulled up behind me at a roundabout, beeping his horn and treating me to some new hand gestures he'd obviously thought of on his long hard slog up the hill.

I lolled.
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Re: Audis still Britain’s favourite car to have driving right up your arse
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2012, 01:01:47 pm »
Quote from: andrewparker on April 24, 2012, 12:45:22 pm
:signLOL:

And normally the super fast TDI version :notworthy:

I had a guy in an A3 Cabriolet right up my arse on an uphill bit of dual carriageway recently. I was in the outside lane following another car that was also overtaking and up stormed Audi man, flashing his lights and doing all sorts of interesting hand gestures. Unfortunately for him the guy in front of me pulled over, and I put half a mile between us :grin:

Just to confirm his mental disposition he then pulled up behind me at a roundabout, beeping his horn and treating me to some new hand gestures he'd obviously thought of on his long hard slog up the hill.

I lolled.

 :signLOL:  :notworthy:  :signLOL: Lol at the above comment. It's tue though. You see so many of them racing along trying to pass everythng on the motorway in their TDIe's, etc. I've only got a remapped TDi but I still like to toy with them, just to annoy...  :laugh:

Even more interesting when self-important Audi man meets equally-self-important BMW man on the motorway.  :scared:
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Re: Audis still Britain’s favourite car to have driving right up your arse
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2012, 03:50:39 pm »
Ermmmm  :evilgrin:
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Re: Audis still Britain’s favourite car to have driving right up your arse
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2012, 10:40:49 pm »
Quote from: andrewparker on April 24, 2012, 12:45:22 pm
:signLOL:

And normally the super fast TDI version :notworthy:

I had a guy in an A3 Cabriolet right up my arse on an uphill bit of dual carriageway recently. I was in the outside lane following another car that was also overtaking and up stormed Audi man, flashing his lights and doing all sorts of interesting hand gestures. Unfortunately for him the guy in front of me pulled over, and I put half a mile between us :grin:

Just to confirm his mental disposition he then pulled up behind me at a roundabout, beeping his horn and treating me to some new hand gestures he'd obviously thought of on his long hard slog up the hill.

I lolled.


I guess it stands to reason being the tosser he is he felt the need to confirm the fact to you via the medium of international sign language  :rolleye:
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Re: Audis still Britain’s favourite car to have driving right up your arse
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2012, 10:47:09 pm »
While atleast the beemers are having a bit of a break  :signLOL:
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Re: Audis still Britain’s favourite car to have driving right up your arse
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2012, 11:16:19 pm »
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Re: Audis still Britain’s favourite car to have driving right up your arse
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2012, 11:19:42 pm »
Quote from: Phil Miller on April 24, 2012, 10:47:09 pm
While atleast the beemers are having a bit of a break  :signLOL:

I had an Audi S3 (MKI) behind me tonight pullin out of VW after service, could see he was itching to have a go, flying out of junction behind me his little baseball capped head peering through the steering wheel (he was either VERY small or there was no front seat in his car!)  :grin:, I just laughed and sat at EXACTLY 40mph until the first turn off to the left (to avoid traffic up the road), he followed me so I pulled over at the shop (to get myself a paper) and just smiled at him as he went past, he looked really miffed for some reason  :signLOL:
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Re: Audis still Britain’s favourite car to have driving right up your arse
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2012, 11:46:33 pm »
I have just spilt my f**king tea. The Audi in pic belongs to my Brother in law. For the purposes of this we will call him "Nick" (we might as well, that's his name :signLOL:) Anyway, just emailed him a link to this, can't wait to hear his reaction to this one. To be fair (and in the interest of family loyalty) he is not too bad but it does seem to be them taking over the mantle of "chief tosser" on the road.
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Re: Audis still Britain’s favourite car to have driving right up your arse
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2012, 11:50:46 pm »
I had a 55 plated audi A3 come up behind me the other day (right up my ass) and so i thought id show him and floored it and my car wasnt going anywhere! The A3 was gaining on me till it overtook! Then from the rear i see that it was a 3.2 and not a 2.0 TDI thank god, I had 5 passengers and the audi also had full car but hey I am stage 2 so i should be pulling harder?  :confused:
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Re: Audis still Britain’s favourite car to have driving right up your arse
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2012, 12:00:32 am »
Don't worry guys.....I'm usually just behind the Audi that's behind you.....getting my own back for VW's :evilgrin:
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Re: Audis still Britain’s favourite car to have driving right up your arse
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Re: Audis still Britain’s favourite car to have driving right up your arse
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2012, 01:53:24 pm »
I think the BMW drivers are the most arrogant ones on the road....  anyone else agree? :smiley:
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Re: Audis still Britain’s favourite car to have driving right up your arse
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2012, 02:01:02 pm »
All this driving so close is making a right mess of my paintwork - Fecking stones!!  :evilgrin:
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