Really dont understand the attraction... Shes rank!
Money cant buy class n no matter how much she tries she just looks like a cheap chav slapper.
if it wasnt for n-dubz could imagine her in a mckenzie shell suit n TNs wi a load of sh*t gold, pushin a pram wi a sprog or 2 n shoutin 'get ere you lil b*stard' wi a fag angin out of 'er trap! Or in other words... An Oldham bird!
Ha ha, thats just what I think of Oldham birds too, amount of time you see/hear some old slag smacking a kid or shouting "Britney/Kylie get ere' u lickle s8it" and I lived near there too (6 miles away) sh1t hole.
A night out in Oldham consists of the following:-
Getting your tracksuit on and some white trainers (if you dont intend on going to a club) otherwise its a £15pr of chinos and some cheap shoes and either a "Stone Island, Rockport or Burberry shirt"
, trawl round the pubs looking for the easiest looking bird u can find
, have a fight over her with one of your own mates, take her outside and give her one up against a Wheelie bin (probably while some random passer by is taking a p155 on the back of your legs
), get into another fight, move onto a club where you inevitably start another fight which ends up with you and all your mates (and the lads you were fighting) being chucked out, you keep fighting, the police turn up and you all leg it, they cant be bothered chasing you as it seems that no one has been stabbed or bottled (YET) and it aint worth the paperwork
) then you move onto another club looking all innocent as you walk in
, you keep your head down the rest of the night as this is the only other club
your not barred from that is open
, then you go get a kebab have a fight in there as someone finished the chilli sauce before u got yours, then you go outside and haggle with the taxi driver over your fare home, then quarter of a mile before home you yank on the handbrake and you and your mates leg it leaving the taxi driver trying to decide who is the smallest/slowest to chase
Anyone thinking of a night out in Oldham................Don't bother