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Offline andrewparker

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« on: May 02, 2012, 10:23:02 am »
Just seen that Tulisa Contostavlos has been voted the World's Sexiest Woman in FHM magazine.

The world has truly gone mad.

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Re: FHM
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2012, 10:27:27 am »
Spaff face is number 1?  (Drippy chin?) :sick:, looks like every CHAV in the UK voted for her then  :signLOL:

Looks like Sexy these days in FHM reader terms is translated to "Slaggy", "Tramp" or "Chav" :signLOL:

Just had a quick look at the top 20 and its a proper who's who of chavs, I think only 3 from the top 20 "Ladies" have not been in big brother, page 3 or had a recent "Accidental" sex tape leak, pretty much goes to show the type who reads it  :signLOL:
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Re: FHM
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2012, 10:55:56 am »
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Post em up boys....
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Re: FHM
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2012, 11:03:42 am »
Maybe all the people who voted for her have seen the sextape.

She's ok but there are far sexier women out there.  :happy2:
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Re: FHM
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2012, 11:06:18 am »
Quote from: Hedge on May 02, 2012, 11:03:42 am
Maybe all the people who voted for her have seen the sextape.

She's ok but there are far sexier women out there.  :happy2:

PM Link please!!  :party:

Yeh I couldn't believe it when I heard it this morning. Don't get me wrong, marks out of two I'd give her one!! But seriously, sexiest woman in the world!?!??!? WTF  :stupid: :stupid:
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Re: FHM
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2012, 11:12:53 am »
Sorry Tiger I don't have it.  :sad1:

Did have Abi Titmus's finest hour somewhere.  :wink:
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Re: FHM
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2012, 11:15:57 am »
Quote from: Greeners on May 02, 2012, 11:06:18 am
Quote from: Hedge on May 02, 2012, 11:03:42 am
Maybe all the people who voted for her have seen the sextape.

She's ok but there are far sexier women out there.  :happy2:

PM Link please!!  :party:

Yeh I couldn't believe it when I heard it this morning. Don't get me wrong, marks out of two I'd give her one!! But seriously, sexiest woman in the world!?!??!? WTF  :stupid: :stupid:

Try Isohunt you perv its on there



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Re: FHM
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2012, 11:16:38 am »
You aint missing anything with the Tulisa sex tape, don't see anything interesting, quite boring.

I'd give her one but she isn't the sexiest person in the world
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Re: FHM
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2012, 11:53:37 am »
Quote from: Nodz on May 02, 2012, 11:16:38 am
You aint missing anything with the Tulisa sex tape, don't see anything interesting, quite boring.

I'd give her one but she isn't the sexiest person in the world

Remove all the make up and she is a plain jane, the sex tape involves a boob flash and bj, not worth watching unless you like seein some chavs todger  :popcornsoda:
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Re: FHM
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2012, 12:08:18 pm »
^^^ A boob flash?! I started skipping through it after about a minute because it was so dull!
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Re: FHM
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2012, 12:13:04 pm »
Quote from: Tamiyoman on May 02, 2012, 11:53:37 am
Quote from: Nodz on May 02, 2012, 11:16:38 am
You aint missing anything with the Tulisa sex tape, don't see anything interesting, quite boring.

I'd give her one but she isn't the sexiest person in the world

Remove all the make up and she is a plain jane, the sex tape involves a boob flash and bj, not worth watching unless you like seein some chavs todger  :popcornsoda:

I never noticed she had a todger in it  :surprised: I will have to watch it again now  :evilgrin:

To all those who haven't seen it - Spankwire is your friend :innocent:

However don't expect much. In fact i can't think of any so called "celebrity" video i would watch more than once and i've seen pretty much all of them that are out there. :grin:
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Re: FHM
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2012, 12:15:12 pm »
FHM next month are no doubt issuing a free eye test at Specsavers

Where was Holly Willabooby  :pomppomp:

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Re: FHM
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2012, 12:31:54 pm »
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Re: FHM
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2012, 10:51:38 pm »
Really dont understand the attraction... Shes rank!

Money cant buy class n no matter how much she tries she just looks like a cheap chav slapper.

if it wasnt for n-dubz could imagine her in a mckenzie shell suit n TNs wi a load of sh*t gold, pushin a pram wi a sprog or 2 n shoutin 'get ere you lil b*stard' wi a fag angin out of 'er trap!  Or in other words... An Oldham bird!  :grin:
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Re: FHM
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2012, 12:50:34 am »
Quote from: Bazgti on May 03, 2012, 10:51:38 pm
Really dont understand the attraction... Shes rank!

Money cant buy class n no matter how much she tries she just looks like a cheap chav slapper.

if it wasnt for n-dubz could imagine her in a mckenzie shell suit n TNs wi a load of sh*t gold, pushin a pram wi a sprog or 2 n shoutin 'get ere you lil b*stard' wi a fag angin out of 'er trap!  Or in other words... An Oldham bird!  :grin:

Ha ha, thats just what I think of Oldham birds too, amount of time you see/hear some old slag smacking a kid or shouting "Britney/Kylie get ere' u lickle s8it" and I lived near there too (6 miles away) sh1t hole.

A night out in Oldham consists of the following:-

Getting your tracksuit on and some white trainers (if you dont intend on going to a club) otherwise its a £15pr of chinos and some cheap shoes and either a "Stone Island, Rockport or Burberry shirt" :sick:, trawl round the pubs looking for the easiest looking bird u can find  :love:, have a fight over her with one of your own mates, take her outside and give her one up against a Wheelie bin (probably while some random passer by is taking a p155 on the back of your legs  :confused:), get into another fight, move onto a club where you inevitably start another fight which ends up with you and all your mates (and the lads you were fighting) being chucked out, you keep fighting, the police turn up and you all leg it, they cant be bothered chasing you as it seems that no one has been stabbed or bottled (YET) and it aint worth the paperwork  :wink:) then you move onto another club looking all innocent as you walk in  :innocent:, you keep your head down the rest of the night as this is the only other club your not barred from that is open  :grin:, then you go get a kebab have a fight in there as someone finished the chilli sauce before u got yours, then you go outside and haggle with the taxi driver over your fare home, then quarter of a mile before home you yank on the handbrake and you and your mates leg it leaving the taxi driver trying to decide who is the smallest/slowest to chase  :rolleye:

Anyone thinking of a night out in Oldham................Don't bother   :signLOL: :signLOL:
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