FHM

[Thor]

A night out in Oldham consists of the following:-

Getting your tracksuit on and some white trainers (if you dont intend on going to a club) otherwise its a £15pr of chinos and some cheap shoes and either a "Stone Island, Rockport or Burberry shirt" , trawl round the pubs looking for the easiest looking bird u can find  , have a fight over her with one of your own mates, take her outside and give her one up against a Wheelie bin (probably while some random passer by is taking a p155 on the back of your legs  ), get into another fight, move onto a club where you inevitably start another fight which ends up with you and all your mates (and the lads you were fighting) being chucked out, you keep fighting, the police turn up and you all leg it, they cant be bothered chasing you as it seems that no one has been stabbed or bottled (YET) and it aint worth the paperwork  ) then you move onto another club looking all innocent as you walk in  , you keep your head down the rest of the night as this is the only other club your not barred from that is open  , then you go get a kebab have a fight in there as someone finished the chilli sauce before u got yours, then you go outside and haggle with the taxi driver over your fare home, then quarter of a mile before home you yank on the handbrake and you and your mates leg it leaving the taxi driver trying to decide who is the smallest/slowest to chase  

Anyone thinking of a night out in Oldham................Don't bother  

Brilliant,  have you ever thought of writing for a travel guide like Lonely Planet. 

Regarding the top 100
As Wigit said, 'Should have gone to Spec savers'

[Bazgti]

Pretty much perfect......

May i add a lovely dose of chlymidia and usually a 'benefit baby' by 2 dregs of society! 

[RedRobin]

^^^^
@ Tamiyoman: Absolutely brilliant piece of wordsmithing! You have gone up in my estimation 

Now, to get back on topic  ........

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[Hurdy]

I simply couldn't believe Tulisa was at number 1

There's plenty more beautiful women in the list and some that don't even make it 

I quite like Anna Silk (Lost Girl) and she's not even in there!

[Tamiyoman]

I simply couldn't believe Tulisa was at number 1

There's plenty more beautiful women in the list and some that don't even make it  

I quite like Anna Silk (Lost Girl) and she's not even in there!

Yup Anna is sexy, but one of my faves (who did not even make the top 100) is Daniela Ruah AKA Agent kensie Bligh from NCIS Los Angeles, now she is sexy  

[RedRobin]

^^^^
Daniela Ruah.......  ....... Purrfect breasts!! Not too big and not too small. Nice eyes too.

I can see that you and I, Tamiyoman, would be fighting over her.

[Tamiyoman]

^^^^
Daniela Ruah.......  ....... Purrfect breasts!! Not too big and not too small. Nice eyes too.

I can see that you and I, Tamiyoman, would be fighting over her.

Something else we agree on 

[Mk5 GTian]

Of all the 21st Century girls, I'd still rather go back to the Eighties and go threes up with Priscilla Presley, Heather Locklear and the bird who played Daisy Duke 

[Nodz]

The sun paper done a top 100 today and that is alot better than fhm's one

[Hedge]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4296507/Hollywood-star-Mila-Kunis-wins-The-Suns-poll-to-find-worlds-sexiest-women.html

 

[andrewparker]

I'm still a Jo Guest man...

[Mk5 GTian]

80's Heaven 

Heather Locklear



Catherine Bach



Priscilla Presley

[Greeners]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4296507/Hollywood-star-Mila-Kunis-wins-The-Suns-poll-to-find-worlds-sexiest-women.html

 

Katy Perry #25!!! 

[vRS Carl]

Katy Perry should have been no.1 

[MC71]

Ohh that Daisy Duke would be on my Bucket List of things to "do" before I snuff it!!

That Cole dog at No.2, what's the world coming too!!

Anyway, my vote goes to Olivia Wilde