Heads up - Team America: World Police. CH4. 18/05 23:55

[Hedge]

Just about one of the wrongest and funniest fillums ever. 

[monte]

Top Film 

Gary Johnston:  Jesus, this is a nice limo.
Spottswoode:     Yes, it is. Now suck my c*ck.

[monte]

Guy in Bar:…….

…."See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes.
Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to f*ck all the time without thinking it through.
But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to sh*t all over everything!
So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get f*cked by dicks.
But dicks also f*ck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't f*ck the assholes, you know what you'd get?
You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in sh*t!"



 

[JPC]

Three terrorist heading west on wacka lacka dacka street!!!

This probably isn't my type of film ordinarily, but I went to see it with about 12 mates after a few beers when it was released and I was crying all the way thru. Everytime I watch it, it reminds me of us lot rolling around in the flicks!

[Hedge]

You used to be able to see the unedited version of the sex scene on Youtoob but it's been pulled.

This is about the best I can find.

[Mk5 GTian]

I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone
 
There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work reary hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard to stay nice and fit
But none of the women seem to give a sh*t
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery

[skard]

Get out of the street you f*cking bum.

Love this film.

[vRStu]

It's a film you can never get bored of watching - Love it.

[vRS Carl]

Lisa: Promise me you'll never die.
Gary: You know I can't promise that.
Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Gary: I promise I'll never die

 

Orsum Fillum

[vRStu]

Lisa: Promise me you'll never die.
Gary: You know I can't promise that.
Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Gary: I promise I'll never die

Spoken like a true man. 

[Tamiyoman]

Three terrorist heading west on wacka lacka dacka street!!!

This probably isn't my type of film ordinarily, but I went to see it with about 12 mates after a few beers when it was released and I was crying all the way thru. Everytime I watch it, it reminds me of us lot rolling around in the flicks!

Same story here, my brother dragged me along with 7 of our mates to the cinema to watch it, we had not heard about it (my brother had) and we were crying with laughter, when we came out of the cinema we looked like a bunch of girls having just seen a weepie, all red eyes.

Think I seen it about 5 times now, it rates highly amongst my "Cult" films.

Another of my favourites is "I'm gonna git u sucker", another "Wrong" but very funny film

Willie: I heard you screamin' from all the way over there, and...
Leonard: I wasn't screamin', all right?
Willie: But I heard you...
Leonard: I wasn't screamin'! I was whistling!
Willie: You was whistling "Willie, help get this bitch off of me"?
Leonard: Yeah!

Flyguy: My bitch better have my money/Through rain, sleet, or snow/My whore better have my money/Not half, not some, but all my cash/'Cause if she don't,/I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.