^^^^ sounds like a man with first hand knowledge of this situation. Might start a new threat "most girly film you were ever forced to see".
Yup 5 years of being asked "Who is that?, why has he done that?, why did he shoot her?, why did she not run?, he should have married the nice girl, can you stroke my hair while we watch the film?, (err no!, I get that engrossed in a film its a struggle to remember to breathe, let alone breathe - watch film and try to feign affection and stroke your hair) AARRGGHHHHHHHH shut up and watch the film!!!!!!!!!!!
My paitience in a cinema last about 10 seconds
^^^^ I see you've been to the cinema with my good lady too.
Gets a little easier at home as there's always good old Sky+ to the rescue with it's magic pause button. God know how i managed without it before, gets used a great deal in our houe, when I need to explain the plot (more than once), give a run down of the characters, not easy when they are Hobbits, Dwarves, Elves, Aliens, Wizards, Superheroes and then theres their relationships to each other (this takes even more time), and of course i will need to reiterate 2/3 or possibly 4 times that it's not real, only make believe, and there's no need to cry when the bloody horse/dog/whale/pig or even (god forbid) person dies!!!
