A colleague of mine years ago in Swaziland hit a rather large cow in his E30 323i.
The front end of the car became one with the radiator which became one with the engine which ended up between him and his wife. The cow then proceeded over the windscreen over the roof embedding one of it's horns to the left of my mates head. Car was a complete write off, but his wife and him both escaped without a scratch. No idea how, but they did. It was a real mess.