haha yes... i cant remember his name either...
There was this black lad in a white car... cant remember what car but he nicked Top Cat's space... i told him to politely park somewhere else... he was in a rite mood..
i was like... "club stand mate, sorry, could you park somewhere else?"
He humpft and said "Welll dere's no ova parking spaces" ( there was loads of spaces bit further down )
So I said sarcastically/politely " Well if you drive a bit further down.... about 300 yrds and turn left there is quite a few spaces down there..."
He said "I've just been down there, there aint none" ( me looking could see there was loads - and i knew he hadn't been down there )
So i said "There is a few now, just about 250 yrds and turn left you'll find one"
He gave in and pulled out... drove a bit further down to find a parking space 6 cars down.