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Re: Never Hog the overtaking lane... NSFW due to language
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2012, 05:01:17 pm »
That is mint :grin:

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Re: Never Hog the overtaking lane... NSFW due to language
« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2012, 05:30:42 pm »
I need one of those c*ntcams!


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Re: Never Hog the overtaking lane... NSFW due to language
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2012, 05:55:44 pm »
I like the moment of smugness the guy would have had "I'll slam the brakes on that'll show him" and that lasted 2 maybe   3 seconds until the copper lit him up.  " haha .... Oh crap I'm in a lot of trouble" - sweet

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Re: Never Hog the overtaking lane... NSFW due to language
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2012, 06:40:09 pm »
a part of me feels fulfilled now.
middle lane scum !

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Re: Never Hog the overtaking lane... NSFW due to language
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2012, 07:52:06 am »
FPMSL!!!!!!

"Pull the coont over lad"!!!!!

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Re: Never Hog the overtaking lane... NSFW due to language
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2012, 08:04:12 am »
saw this a while ago... hilarious... and particularly nice to see again having just been on the m25.. Its 4 lanes now and people STILL insist on sitting in the outside 2 lanes even if there is nothing inside them. I'm afraid I dont care anymore and I just undertake.
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Re: Never Hog the overtaking lane... NSFW due to language
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2012, 08:19:53 am »
saw this a while ago... hilarious... and particularly nice to see again having just been on the m25.. Its 4 lanes now and people STILL insist on sitting in the outside 2 lanes even if there is nothing inside them. I'm afraid I dont care anymore and I just undertake.

I've had so many who do the brakelight thing. Luckily I'm a safe distance behind when I give them a polite flash to move over and let me pass. I don't undertake anymore though. I went to do that a few years ago in my V6 4Motion, and they paniced, and went to move over just as I was undertaking. Luckily, my brakes were strong! I was at fault for undertaking, but I wouldn't have tried it in the first place if they weren't doing something so selfish and stupid.

 I think they think they're 'policing the highway' making sure no-one is breaking the law! What they are doing is very dangerous, as they create anger and frustration on the roads, which causes so many accidents.

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Re: Never Hog the overtaking lane... NSFW due to language
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2012, 08:29:33 am »

saw this a while ago... hilarious... and particularly nice to see again having just been on the m25.. Its 4 lanes now and people STILL insist on sitting in the outside 2 lanes even if there is nothing inside them. I'm afraid I dont care anymore and I just undertake.


....I'm not quite sure what the law is about undertaking on a 2-lane dual carriageway when the overtaking lane has literally dozens of cars moving along nose to tail at about 50-60 and you can drive at a similar speed in the lefthand lane, gradually (rather than fast) 'undertaking' them.

With fast lane hoggers I sometimes straddle the broken line so I am seen (hopefully!) in their lefthand wing mirror. That is providing that there is not traffic behind me nearby. DRL's do help you be seen in these situations - By those who have some driving awareness and who aren't brain-dead!


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Re: Never Hog the overtaking lane... NSFW due to language
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2012, 08:43:13 am »
A famous man once said: "Never underestimate the power of stupidity"

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Re: Never Hog the overtaking lane... NSFW due to language
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2012, 09:45:51 am »
Brilliant!!!


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Re: Never Hog the overtaking lane... NSFW due to language
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2012, 12:53:11 pm »
Quality ... I would like to bet the conversation went something like this.

Hello sir can I see your licence ... But this licence is not valid in the UK sir !!!!

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Re: Never Hog the overtaking lane... NSFW due to language
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2012, 09:38:55 am »
Quality ... I would like to bet the conversation went something like this.

Hello sir can I see your licence ... But this licence is not valid in the UK sir !!!!
just seen this. Hardy fu**in ha ha. Serves the fu**in stupid idiot right. What a w4nker, stupid cnut, fu**in w4nker.  :signLOL: some of the best commentary ive heard.