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My girlfriend just found out...
« on: November 27, 2012, 07:59:26 pm »
...that I've spent over 15 days on this forum since I joined in March April this year. :scared:

That's more than a two-week holiday in Corfu. :surprised:


Is there any way to convince her that this is a good thing? Or should I 'grow up' and start reading Proust instead...?
« Last Edit: November 27, 2012, 08:02:17 pm by Tortaruga »
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Re: My girlfriend just found out...
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2012, 08:04:37 pm »
Tell her to keep watching her soaps and keep her nose out  :signLOL:

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Re: My girlfriend just found out...
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2012, 08:08:33 pm »
Juts tell her in this way "Let me do Maaaaaaaa Thingggggg !!!!
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Re: My girlfriend just found out...
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2012, 08:31:27 pm »
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1) Was she the one who equated it to two weeks, which just happens to be a typical holiday length which travel agents book?

2) Was she the one who then mentioned the word "Corfu"?

Yes and yes. I thought so. She's just using this to try to make you feel guilty (a very common female ploy towards male partners) and to prompt you into suggesting a two-week holiday in Corfu or some other sun spot and also into you thinking it was your idea.

Writing this makes me feel like those two blokes in the Fosters TV commercials who answer the phone to guys needing advice about their womenfolk!

« Last Edit: November 27, 2012, 08:33:15 pm by RedRobin »


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Re: My girlfriend just found out...
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2012, 08:35:01 pm »
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You need a girlfriend like this!:



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Re: My girlfriend just found out...
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2012, 08:42:10 pm »
1) Was she the one who equated it to two weeks

No! Just click your forum profile, then 'show stats'. Your wasted days are there to see!!
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Re: My girlfriend just found out...
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2012, 08:48:53 pm »
It's 15 days you haven't spent looking at boobs.
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Re: My girlfriend just found out...
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2012, 08:54:31 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Very good, must mention that... :laugh:
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Re: My girlfriend just found out...
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2012, 09:00:49 pm »
Ohh mate, your misses has been snooping on your profile, is nothing sacred! They can't help it, they are born nosey. :laugh:

Tell her its the forum or it will be even more porn!

I solved this problem by buying my good lady her own iPad, she now spends 15 days a week on the shopping sites!  :signLOL:

Got to love em though, come in handy.......




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Re: My girlfriend just found out...
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2012, 09:15:29 pm »
I solved this problem by buying my good lady her own iPad, she now spends 15 days a week on the shopping sites!

Clever idea...xmas present I think is sorted!

Believe it or not I don't like porn...I'm either abnormal or the perfect boyfriend.  :confused: :confused:
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Re: My girlfriend just found out...
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2012, 09:19:48 pm »
@ Tortaruga:
That's not a collection of dildo's in your forum sig pic is it!?


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Re: My girlfriend just found out...
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2012, 09:31:21 pm »

Uh oh  :scared:


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Re: My girlfriend just found out...
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2012, 09:40:24 pm »
^^^^
How did you manage that, Mike!?  :surprised:

I probably have the biggest post count on the forum but have only spent 150 days compared to your 162 days. I have nearly twice as many posts as you!


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Re: My girlfriend just found out...
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2012, 09:43:04 pm »
^^^^
How did you manage that, Mike!?  :surprised:

I probably have the biggest post count on the forum but have only spent 150 days compared to your 162 days. I have nearly twice as many posts as you!

That's partly to do with your obsession with conversation about Racheals hoodoo dillies and your fine contribution to Vag babes, Robin.  :grin: Haha!

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Re: My girlfriend just found out...
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2012, 09:44:39 pm »

Youve been registered 3 months longer than me too  :ashamed: