OH T1TS....

[VC]

I went out to clean what was left of Devons insect population off of the front of the car (got most of the little buggers on the way up) and realised i have only gone and left my wash stuff up in Northampton

 

i've got some spare stuff luckily but only bits of things

so.....autoperfection if you're listening....

gunna need:

1 tub of your sexiest Purple Haze
an applicator to smoosh it on with
a microfibre to smoosh it off again
one of your finest sheep puppets

...and here comes the bit that stings........



one of your drying towels 

i know....

.....me

..captain sceptic 

well i'd just forked out on a brand new chamois so i might as well see what all this fuss is about and see if you can shut me up 

can you pm me your very best 'ohmygodhessoloyalandhasspentsomuchwithusandhesareallyniceguyandkindofcutetoowithafourmdiscount' price purleese

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafangyuuverymusshhhhh

[vwrascal]

can you pm me your very best 'ohmygodhessoloyalandhasspentsomuchwithusandhesareallyniceguyandkindofcutetoowithafourmdiscount' price purleese

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafangyuuverymusshhhhh

 

[Top Cat]

VC is back   

[Phil Mcavity]

You were impressed with my everlasting/shagpile Perfection Rug at inters werent you.

You'll need a green finishing rug with red piping on the edge aswell to finish the job nicely 

[VC]

if you start talking mankini's again dude.... 

[Phil Mcavity]

if you start talking mankini's again dude.... 

I trusted you not to say nothing on this site reference my Fetish Vc.  , Im bought them from Hedge if you must know 

[VC]

still baffled how you managed to twist the conversation to mankinis then hedge took over and basically offered a good shagging to whomever was nearest 

[stealthwolf]

You were impressed with my everlasting/shagpile Perfection Rug at inters werent you.

No. It was because he saw me buy one and realised it was something worth buying! 

[Moschops]

Hooray he's seen the light.....

Have you PM'd those nice people at AP.....

Not used the green rug with red piping yet...have the old Dodo juice version in Cookie Monster Blue... which is brill!!!

[VC]

i havent seen the light, merely bowing down to peer group pressure 

i'm a chamois fan, so we'll see 

theyve not replied...probably still trying to read the original post 

[Moschops]

i havent seen the light, merely bowing down to peer group pressure 

i'm a chamois fan, so we'll see 

theyve not replied...probably still trying to read the original post  They are probably not fluent in Pasty....

[autoperfection.com]

We're here and have just about managed to read (and more importantly, make sense  of the original message!!!)  We'll put together our best deal and PM it over to you 

[VC]

 

make me brake out the elvis again 

[Moschops]

make me brake out the elvis again 

Love me tender or Hound Dog.... Or even Way Down......in Cornwall.....

[VC]

(sneaky attempts are going on behind the scenes to sway me from my Dodo...)