I think i've only 'squirted' 2-3 times in just over 3 years
....*cough* I thought you were a bloke *cough*
i was expecting tom to quote that, not you robin! brilliant!
....Just because I'm currently single and free to mingle (no gf), it doesn't mean I don't know about such things.
Er, about Tom, does his girlfriend....nudge nudge, know what I mean, does she, does she....?
Regularly drain her washer bottle?
....On her car of course!!
I thought it was gel which Tom put on his hair.