LOL, you know if your had the chance you would or at least be very tempted - I was
but like you say not as nice as you think
Breast is great for a number of reasons ... best start, you go out and you have milk on tap, oh and there was one more .... oh yeah, until settled in at least dads can't help that much on the feeding part
As for the beanie's - funny but not required, my wife use to use a shawl type top which made it descreet