Sandwich van is here. xx

[Lone_Par]

Not sure if anyone has caught wind of this yet. Soon went viral here in Aberdeen - I saw it around lunchtime and it's went mental. Anyway, I'll let the transcript of the email thats doing the rounds, do the talking. #sandwichvan

Read from the bottom up.



From: Reception
Sent: 24 January 2013 11:59
To: Andy Dare; Cristina Magalhaes; David McLoughlin; Gordon Brown; Jillian Barbour; Kirsty Greig; Michelle Murray; Stephen Bertram; Stuart Reid; Tom Campbell; Alan Shanks; Alan Woodhouse; Aleksandra Moskal; Alison Cruickshank; Alison Kydd; Anna Szymanska; Barry Murphy; Bethan Starling; Bill Sandison; Brian Ogilvie; Bruce Webster; Caroline Wyness; Chloe Grigor; Chris Blake; Christian Bell; Christy Annand; Clark Christie; Daniel Paul; Darren Logan; David Buirds; David Condon; David Gault; David Kerr; Deborah Bowman; Don Cahill; Doug Mcintosh; Ekene Ogbechie; Emma Rhodes; Eric Knisz; Gail Reaper; Gavin Rorison; George Emney; Gillian Laing; Graeme Morrice; Grant Morton; Helen Richardson; Ian Herd; Jayne Rogerson; Jerry Starling; Jill Sangster; Jillian McLeod; John Massie; Julian Jenkins; Karen Morrice; Karen Pattinson; Lanre Raheem; Laura Fewster; Laura Strachan; Lee Raper; Leoni Black; Lorraine Wilson; Malcolm Smith; Manoj Gaur; Marcia Doig; Mark Brown; Matthew Damm; Matthew Farquhar; Mike Groden; Mitar Sekulic; Murtala Omale; Nikki Wood; Niyi Balogun; Paul McKnight; Philip Bradbury; Randolph Amenudzi; Richard Ferguson; Richard Milne; Robert McLaren; Rory Mearns; Samantha Thomson; Sarah Cruickshank; Simon Belshaw; Simon Mackland; Simon Seymour; Steve Taylor; Steven Hislop; teresa mackenzie; Vitalija Rumbutyte; William Smith
Subject: RE:
 
Sandwich van is here.xx
 
Kind regards,
Melanie Anderson
Receptionist                                                       

 
From: Eric Knisz
Sent: 24 January 2013 11:42
To: Reception
Subject: RE:
 
I loved our session last night…..it was ace!
 
You were very very wet!
 
You are sexy as anything and I love it! xxxx
 
From: Reception
Sent: 24 January 2013 11:39
To: Eric Knisz
Subject: RE:
 
As I do you you handsome,sexy husband.xxxx
 
Kind regards,
Melanie Anderson

From: Eric Knisz
Sent: 24 January 2013 11:35
To: Reception
Subject: RE:
 
I adores ya you sexy mofo xxxxx
 
From: Reception
Sent: 24 January 2013 11:25
To: Eric Knisz
Subject: RE:
 
I loves you too darling.
 
310 days till our wedding.xxxxxxx
 
Kind regards,
Melanie Anderson

From: Eric Knisz
Sent: 24 January 2013 11:03
To: Reception
Subject: RE:
 
I loves ya you know….if you were wondering!! xxxxx
 
 
From: Reception
Sent: 24 January 2013 10:41
To: Eric Knisz
Subject: RE:
 
Eh no….we will do it together soon enough.
 
I am actually going to look at more wedding invites,favours and flowers. I am going to trawl heaps of these items to get ours sorted.
xxxxx
 
Kind regards,
Melanie Anderson
Receptionist                                                       

From: Eric Knisz
Sent: 24 January 2013 10:39
To: Reception
Subject: RE:
 
Well, I’m sure you will be blazing at some point this weekend love, so you can just head into work and sleep on your desk! xxxx
 
From: Reception
Sent: 24 January 2013 10:39
To: Eric Knisz
Subject: RE:
 
I know…..I think we need to rectify this Jxxxxx
 
Kind regards,
Melanie Anderson
Receptionist                                                       
 
 
From: Eric Knisz
Sent: 24 January 2013 10:38
To: Reception
Subject: RE:
 
You haven’t been into work like that for ages xxxx
 
From: Reception
Sent: 24 January 2013 10:37
To: Eric Knisz
Subject: RE:
 
Random email…….so I’m watching this morning and after they won their NTA last night Phillip and Holly look like pish and both have stinking hangovers……I’m glad I’m not the only one who goes to work in this state J Jxxxxx
 
Kind regards,
Melanie Anderson
Receptionist                                                       

From: Eric Knisz
Sent: 24 January 2013 10:04
To: Reception
Subject: RE:
 
I love making love to you its ace!!!! xxxx
 
From: Reception
Sent: 24 January 2013 09:56
To: Eric Knisz
Subject: RE:
 
Good….cause I totally fancy you.xxxx
 
Kind regards,
Melanie Anderson
Receptionist                                                       

From: Eric Knisz
Sent: 24 January 2013 09:51
To: Reception
Subject: RE:
 
Hee hee, sexy f*cker, I fancy you xxxx
 
From: Reception
Sent: 24 January 2013 09:51
To: Eric Knisz
Subject: RE:
 
No nae really.xxxxxxxxxx
 
Kind regards,
Melanie Anderson
Receptionist                                                       

From: Eric Knisz
Sent: 24 January 2013 09:48
To: Reception
Subject: RE:
 
Douche…..really? xxxx
 
From: Reception
Sent: 24 January 2013 09:48
To: Eric Knisz
Subject:
 
Yo….douche….what you saying?xxxx
 
Kind regards,
Melanie Anderson
Receptionist                                                       

[richtung]

ooops 

[AnSGTI]

Awesome

[scopes]

 

hahaha ooops!

[greygti]

Absolutely outstanding that hahahaha ! quality

[Kalpsn2000]

 

Uber ooops!

[Greeners]

Am I missing something? Is it because she put xx on it? 

[v2brett]

Am I missing something? Is it because she put xx on it?  

what the G man said above     is it just that she sent it to all the office?

[monte]

Am I missing something? Is it because she put xx on it? 

Am I missing something? Is it because she put xx on it? 

what the G man said above      

Praise the lord. I thought it was just me being Stupid. I is normally quite sharp. 

[Beddie]

Am I missing something? Is it because she put xx on it?  

what the G man said above    

Start at the bottom of the email chain and work up to the sandwich van and the fact she has cc'd everyone at work the whole thing 

[Deako]

That's brilliant. Why she would forward (or reply on this case) a personal email chain in with the sandwich message is insane.

Never put anything in a corporate email that you wouldn't be happy the whole office reading. Personal convos are what MOC/Lync are for. Haha. Even then ours are logged at work!!

[Greeners]

Am I missing something? Is it because she put xx on it?  

what the G man said above    

Start at the bottom of the email chain and work up to the sandwich van and the fact she has cc'd everyone at work the whole thing 

Now you see, I did that and all I could see is she cc'd the whole office in telling them about the sandwich van........ Still confused in that case !

[Kalpsn2000]

Am I missing something? Is it because she put xx on it?  

what the G man said above    

Start at the bottom of the email chain and work up to the sandwich van and the fact she has cc'd everyone at work the whole thing 

Now you see, I did that and all I could see is she cc'd the whole office in telling them about the sandwich van........ Still confused in that case !

She has forwarded the whole email to everyone when she told them about the sandwich van

[MightyMullet]

Pahaha what a tool!

She obviously went to notify the office ( as shes at reception) that the sandwich van was here, however she had previously been messeging her partner and sent the entire convo to the whole office. Weve all accidently text the wrong person right? Easy enough to do! Schoolboy error!

[Tortaruga]

Very funny