Piss Stain

[Tortaruga]

Dear Forum

I just remembered that I saw a large alsatian pissing on one of my monzas at the weekend. Does dog urine attack alloys?

They're 17's so no chance of ringworm whiteworm.

A concerned member

[sub39h]

it depends on if it's an attack dog. i think attack dogs' urine will attack your wheels too

what i'd do is throw some mince meat at your body work to distract the attack dog and his urine. you can buy it from Tesco, i don't think the dog will be too fussy if it's horse meat

[MC71]

Prevention is better than a cure.

Mark your own territory. P*ss on your own wheels first, thus deterring said beast from relieving itself on your wheels again.

 

[andrewparker]

It kills grass, so it will probably kill your wheels too.

[sub39h]

It kills grass, so it will probably kill your wheels too.

(serious question) - that's only girl dogs is it not?

[MC71]

^^^^ no, our boy dog was a legendary grass killer. 

[Tortaruga]

^^^ Our female dog destroyed the lawn by squatting everywhere. The fellas always pissed in the bushes so no harm done.

They do leave some nasty 'whippys' though, which I have to clear up with a spade.

[Tortaruga]

P*ss on your own wheels first

That might just work! Wonder what the neighbours would think?