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Re: New Friday Joke thread!
« Reply #420 on: May 03, 2012, 06:20:40 pm »
Went to bed with 2 thai birds last night, it was like winning the lottery!










…...we had 6 matching balls!
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Re: New Friday Joke thread!
« Reply #421 on: May 03, 2012, 06:22:28 pm »
Last one....since its Thursday  :ashamed:



I'm not saying my wife is a sl@g but even the labels in her knickers say Next!
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Re: New Friday Joke thread!
« Reply #422 on: May 06, 2012, 12:10:06 pm »
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Athens airport.

"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

"German," she replies.

"Occupation?"

"No, just here for a few days."
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Re: New Friday Joke thread!
« Reply #423 on: May 06, 2012, 12:21:58 pm »
Quote from: Moschops on May 06, 2012, 12:10:06 pm
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Athens airport.

"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

"German," she replies.

"Occupation?"

"No, just here for a few days."


Now that's funny!!    :congrats: :congrats:
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Re: New Friday Joke thread!
« Reply #424 on: May 07, 2012, 03:32:24 pm »
My mate's shagging twins, who both like it up the rear.

I asked him, "how do you tell them apart?"

He said "oh that's easy......

..... Sally's got massive tits and a nice shaven fanny,

and Derek's got a moustache and massive hairy balls".

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Re: New Friday Joke thread!
« Reply #425 on: May 07, 2012, 03:35:55 pm »
At school my favourite lesson was P.E.

 Probably because i had the biggest cock.

 I remember i used to stroll around the changing room naked, flicking the weaker kids with my towel whilst pointing and laughing at their little knobs  :grin:


.... Looking back I think that's probably why I got sacked.  :ashamed:
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Re: New Friday Joke thread!
« Reply #426 on: May 07, 2012, 04:11:35 pm »
 :signLOL:
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Re: New Friday Joke thread!
« Reply #427 on: May 10, 2012, 11:20:52 pm »
The bbc will not be showing the funeral if vidal sassoon, but they will show the highlights!
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Re: New Friday Joke thread!
« Reply #428 on: May 10, 2012, 11:24:30 pm »
I remember meeting Vidal Sassoon a couple of years back. We really gelled.
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Re: New Friday Joke thread!
« Reply #429 on: May 10, 2012, 11:26:51 pm »
^^^^ I also found him to be a cut above the rest.
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Re: New Friday Joke thread!
« Reply #430 on: May 10, 2012, 11:29:57 pm »
^^^^^^


Apparently Vidal Sassoon wanted to be cremated.

Coming soon Vidal Sassoon's new range...

Dead and Smoulders.
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Re: New Friday Joke thread!
« Reply #431 on: May 11, 2012, 12:04:01 pm »
Apparently his family are undecided about whether to hold his funeral in the States or back comb in London...
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Re: New Friday Joke thread!
« Reply #432 on: May 11, 2012, 12:50:36 pm »
^^^^  :congrats: :signLOL:
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Re: New Friday Joke thread!
« Reply #433 on: May 11, 2012, 01:15:50 pm »
My best mate is half American, half Iraqi.....






.... he's his own worst enemy
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Re: New Friday Joke thread!
« Reply #434 on: May 11, 2012, 01:33:09 pm »
I was at a party the other night with my wife. She said, "Look at that guy drinking and dancing". I said, "Who is he?","38 years ago he proposed to me," she added. "...And I rejected him!" I said, "f*cking hell ,he's still celebrating."
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