New Friday Joke thread!

[camfollower]

HSE confirm that all who ate #horseburgers are in a stable condition

[182_blue]

Ash if you have a load of jokes then please try to fit as many as possible on just the one post

[MC71]

^^^^ Still trying then! 

If your telling one liners, why not just put them all in one post?

[Ash3000k]

lol, my bad!

So the posts here dont count? 

25 posts is hard work in 1 day, I dont even have that many conversations with the mrs in a week! lol   

[MC71]

This WHOLE section is called "Random Chat" and ANY post in any thread inside it doesn't count towards your post count. 

[Mindyloula]

Just seen this on Twitter, and made me giggle so I thought I'd share  (and excuse the incorrect spelling of aisle)...

[182_blue]

That doesn't mean you should go and spam elsewhere either, If you do I will simply remove your posts and you will be back to square one.

[Ash3000k]

That doesn't mean you should go and spam elsewhere either, If you do I will simply remove your posts and you will be back to square one.

I wouldn't do such a thing! Check my posts they are all relevant!   

[182_blue]

That doesn't mean you should go and spam elsewhere either, If you do I will simply remove your posts and you will be back to square one.

I wouldn't do such a thing! Check my posts they are all relevant!   

I saw the three posts in one subject !, as I say keep them relevant and use as little posts as needed, the rule is there for a reason and not to be circumvented or abused.

[Ash3000k]

That doesn't mean you should go and spam elsewhere either, If you do I will simply remove your posts and you will be back to square one.

I wouldn't do such a thing! Check my posts they are all relevant!   

I saw the three posts in one subject !, as I say keep them relevant and use as little posts as needed, the rule is there for a reason and not to be circumvented or abused.

Lol, you deleted some of my posts,  I'm a mk6 owner, never had a mk5, so there isnt a great deal I can chat about 

[rich83]

That doesn't mean you should go and spam elsewhere either, If you do I will simply remove your posts and you will be back to square one.

I wouldn't do such a thing! Check my posts they are all relevant!   

I saw the three posts in one subject !, as I say keep them relevant and use as little posts as needed, the rule is there for a reason and not to be circumvented or abused.

Lol, you deleted some of my posts,  I'm a mk6 owner, never had a mk5, so there isnt a great deal I can chat about 

Yeah because the mk6 is a totally different car to the mk5 

[MC71]

^^^^ touché!

Joke thread is actually funny today!  

[Ash3000k]

That doesn't mean you should go and spam elsewhere either, If you do I will simply remove your posts and you will be back to square one.

I wouldn't do such a thing! Check my posts they are all relevant!   

I saw the three posts in one subject !, as I say keep them relevant and use as little posts as needed, the rule is there for a reason and not to be circumvented or abused.

Lol, you deleted some of my posts,  I'm a mk6 owner, never had a mk5, so there isnt a great deal I can chat about 

Yeah because the mk6 is a totally different car to the mk5 

Congratulation the mk5 and mk6 share some parts! that makes us brothers!  

[stealthwolf]

ever had a mk5, so there isnt a great deal I can chat about 

There are quite a few people on here who don't have a MK5. That doesn't seem to bother them and yet they still manage to post useful/interesting posts rather than spamming the fudge out of this place. This forum is primarily for people to talk about their cars. It's not a trading site or a shop.

No reason why you can't post jokes, but one liners are different - they could easily be contained in one post.

[Ash3000k]

ever had a mk5, so there isnt a great deal I can chat about 

There are quite a few people on here who don't have a MK5. That doesn't seem to bother them and yet they still manage to post useful/interesting posts rather than spamming the fudge out of this place. This forum is primarily for people to talk about their cars. It's not a trading site or a shop.

No reason why you can't post jokes, but one liners are different - they could easily be contained in one post.

I wouldn't have to spam if the rules were a little more relaxed, even the fact that only certain threads count makes it more difficult to get the 25 lol,