A couple of years back one of my Mrs mates pulled into a lay-by between Brum and Coventry to answer her phone, whilst on the phone some geeza with sweet F.A on except for a pair of sussies
ran out of the woods right next to the lay-by and jacked off all over her bonnet
He then ran back into the woods from wence he came never to be seen again. She said it was all pretty quick so I reckon he'd primed his weapon ready for action.
Wasn't any of you boys on here was it ?
