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Re: Chip Tuning, got to be cheapest around......................
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2013, 12:33:47 pm »
The scariest thing about that listing is:

More than 10 available / 63 sold

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Re: Chip Tuning, got to be cheapest around......................
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2013, 12:39:52 pm »
Group buy anyone?

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Re: Chip Tuning, got to be cheapest around......................
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2013, 01:45:06 pm »
One hell of a "tuner" to make one chip that works with almost every car on the market. That brings a new meaning to the word "generic"  :grin:

I'm amazed that there are 63 people in this world stupid enough to believe this actually works  :stupid:
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Re: Chip Tuning, got to be cheapest around......................
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2013, 02:00:31 pm »
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Tested on a Nissan Skyline we managed an impressive 83 BHP increasement  on the track !!

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This is a D.I.Y. device and fitted correctly as per instructions will not damage your car , we cannot be held liable for poor fitting and failing too read instructions.The device will "Piggy Back" onto your IAT sensor lead and therefore you must be able to locate this . This is near the air intake / air filter. This is the safest place to connect this device.The sensor you connect to is 2 inches round and 2 inches long and has a plug with 2 leads.This chip mod connects to these too leads.Make sure you can find these.For diesel engines the device may be required to fit to the maf sensor , instructions are included for these.Please leave feedback once recieved so we know that you have received it . We will then be more than happy to help you with fitting if you need it.The colour or size of the module may differ slightly from the one in the photograph but does not affect performance in any way.May be Black or White

Seems legit.

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Re: Chip Tuning, got to be cheapest around......................
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2013, 03:03:21 pm »
Cheap as Chips..... :pomppomp:

Do you think this would be a linear map or produce a spike in torque :star:


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Re: Chip Tuning, got to be cheapest around......................
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2013, 03:41:12 pm »
Cheap as Chips..... :pomppomp:

Do you think this would be a linear map or produce a spike in torque :star:

Could be a clutch killer  :scared:
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Re: Chip Tuning, got to be cheapest around......................
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2013, 05:58:22 pm »

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This is a D.I.Y. device and fitted correctly as per instructions will not damage your car , we cannot be held liable for poor fitting and failing too read instructions.The device will "Piggy Back" onto your IAT sensor lead and therefore you must be able to locate this . This is near the air intake / air filter. This is the safest place to connect this device.The sensor you connect to is 2 inches round and 2 inches long and has a plug with 2 leads.This chip mod connects to these too leads.Make sure you can find these.For diesel engines the device may be required to fit to the maf sensor , instructions are included for these.Please leave feedback once recieved so we know that you have received it . We will then be more than happy to help you with fitting if you need it.The colour or size of the module may differ slightly from the one in the photograph but does not affect performance in any way.May be Black or White


Oh, please.

If they don't know the difference between "to", "too" and "two", their product is going nowhere near my car.



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Re: Chip Tuning, got to be cheapest around......................
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2013, 06:58:57 pm »
Resistor in a box.... Load of sh*te!!!!!!

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Re: Re: Chip Tuning, got to be cheapest around......................
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2013, 07:14:51 pm »
I put 4 of these on and got +120bhp out of my car. :P

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