Just so you know...

[Tortaruga]

...if you buy a golf gti in Germany you're a female hairdresser. I was told this recently in Bavaria by a German woman.


I assume men buy the R.
 

[xjay1337]

I wouldn't take anything seriously from a country that eats cold meats for breakfasts and most men wear shorts.

[rob-gti]

hahahaha i f*cking love Germany!

[Hedge]

Yup. Best description for Germany I heard was "Why go down the pub for a beer when you can come to the country".

[MichaelR]

I wouldn't take anything seriously from a country that eats cold meats for breakfasts and most men wear shorts.

And put towels on sunbeds with no intention of using them untill 3 in the afternoon.

[samurl]

I wouldn't take anything seriously from a country that eats cold meats for breakfasts and most men wear shorts.

And put towels on sunbeds with no intention of using them untill 3 in the afternoon.

Hahahahaha jokes

[Tamiyoman]

I wouldn't take anything seriously from a country that eats cold meats for breakfasts and most men wear shorts.

And put towels on sunbeds with no intention of using them untill 3 in the afternoon.

That's an easy one to deal with, just do like we have done for years on lads holidays.........Gently take the towels and place them on the floor in the exact spot of the sunbed and then take the sunbed to the other side of the pool and get a tan! ;-)

[ConeKiller]

I wouldn't take anything seriously from a country that eats cold meats for breakfasts and most men wear shorts.

And put towels on sunbeds with no intention of using them untill 3 in the afternoon.

That's an easy one to deal with, just do like we have done for years on lads holidays.........Gently take the towels and place them on the floor in the exact spot of the sunbed and then take the sunbed to the other side of the pool and get a tan! ;-)

Love this hahahahahaha